An Unsatisfactory Level of Commitment
Wherein the Luv Doc gives mad props to Bumble
31-60 of 553 entries
The Luv Doc, Jan. 6, 2022
Don't Bother Knockin'
OK, maybe if there is an EF5 tornado coming or perhaps a ravenous herd of Bengal tigers
The Luv Doc, Dec. 30, 2021
Thy Neighbor’s Landscaper
Capitalism has its shortfalls
Dec. 22, 2021
Top 10 Austin Bachelors of 2021
The real lede, of course, is ... celebrities!
The Luv Doc, Dec. 16, 2021
A Bit Desperate
A gateway to a very dark shame spiral
The Luv Doc, Dec. 9, 2021
Early Morning Texts
The DPS never sends out Amber Alerts at 1am.
The Luv Doc, Dec. 2, 2021
Cranberry Volcano
People who don't have embarrassing stories are either exceptionally dull, or disturbingly dishonest
The Luv Doc, Nov. 24, 2021
Doomsday Scenarios
The guy exactly no woman wants to date
The Luv Doc, Nov. 18, 2021
Big Enough Balls
You can't take away something's purpose without some reflexive pushback
The Luv Doc, Nov. 11, 2021
Dogstar Dick
Maybe "Junior Johnson" could be the sequel?
The Luv Doc, Nov. 4, 2021
A Pat on the Head
The perfect personality type for becoming an expert at bird dogging your erogenous zones
The Luv Doc, Oct. 28, 2021
Blowing Smoke
Telling the truth is easy. Lying is a lot more work.
The Luv Doc, Oct. 21, 2021
TXT ME BK
Where U at?
The Luv Doc, Oct. 14, 2021
He Doesn’t Dance
Otherwise known as reactive immobility
The Luv Doc, Oct. 7, 2021
An On-the-Ball Housedaddy
Would a moat increase your property value?
The Luv Doc, Sept. 30, 2021
A Secret Eye Roll
The internet is chock-full of tips on tipping
The Luv Doc, Sept. 23, 2021
Space Limitations
This is super readable!
The Luv Doc, Sept. 16, 2021
A Better Business Plan
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride
The Luv Doc, Sept. 9, 2021
A Little Dahoo Dores
We have to make space in our hearts for the paste-eaters like Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick
The Luv Doc, Sept. 2, 2021
Awkward Subjects Like Ice Cream
A rate that rivals even the most impressively war-torn third world countries
The Luv Doc, Aug. 26, 2021
A Heaven-on-Earth Couplehood
The Luv Doc thinks this reader might have a malfunctioning amygdala
The Luv Doc, Aug. 19, 2021
The Millennial Sip
A message from one of Bill Gates’ roughly 1.18 billion involuntary stenographers
The Luv Doc, Aug. 12, 2021
The Co Code
Let’s pray there’s a giant, flaming asteroid hurtling toward earth that will put an end to this nonsense
The Luv Doc, Aug. 5, 2021
The Digital Scale for Gayness
Just because you enjoy a certain sexual activity doesn't automatically qualify you for a whole new orientation
The Luv Doc, July 29, 2021
An Alpha Male Jock Type Guy
Saying someone lives in Houston is irresponsibly nonspecific
The Luv Doc, July 22, 2021
Cat Therapy
Insane pets are insanely expensive
The Luv Doc, July 15, 2021
Bachelorette Beach Party
Using a special occasion to even mildly guilt your friends into helping you fund your travel fantasies is a bit gauche
The Luv Doc, July 8, 2021
The Cannon Fodder of Capitalism
No one wants to be the Michael Jordan of the cash register
The Luv Doc, July 1, 2021
My Girlfriend Thinks It’s Weird
So much more than crazy, lust-fueled, Saturday night monkey sex followed by midmorning migas, mimosas, and a luxurious afternoon nap
The Luv Doc, June 24, 2021
What in the Hell Is Going on at the Statesman?
More of the outlandish factual assertions, needlessly hyperbolic language, and gratuitous profanity that undermines true, legitimate journalism
