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The Luv Doc, May 11, 2023
Deadeye Dick and Harry
The Luv Doc’s hot and sweaty take on team rec sports
The Luv Doc, May 4, 2023
Elon’s Boring Phallus
When people say the word “subway” in Texas, they’re usually not talking about underground mass transportation
The Luv Doc, April 27, 2023
Pedal to the Metal
The Luv Doc loves a good humblebrag
The Luv Doc, April 20, 2023
Grabbers
Men are not at all civil
The Luv Doc, April 13, 2023
Bullies With Benefits
Wherein the Luv Doc puts lipstick on a pig
The Luv Doc, April 6, 2023
Just Exhausted
You might be the gardener
The Luv Doc, March 30, 2023
Big Jars of Dollar Bills
... that they’re not even using
The Luv Doc, March 23, 2023
Yukking It Up
Australians are hilarious even when they’re not trying to be. That’s just facts.
The Luv Doc, March 16, 2023
Spending Time With a Model
It’s not uncommon for people to develop relationships with chatbots or other AI
The Luv Doc, March 9, 2023
Private School
Fueled by a heady blood rush of Dunning-Kruger hubris
The Luv Doc, March 2, 2023
Questioning AI
Terrible taste is pretty much hardwired into the American aesthetic
The Luv Doc, Feb. 23, 2023
Google Ghost Tinder Date
Some people don’t have a digital footprint
The Luv Doc, Feb. 16, 2023
Everything Now
99% procrastination and 1% bloviation
The Luv Doc, Feb. 9, 2023
Out of Your League
Old people are smart. That’s how they get old.
The Luv Doc, Feb. 3, 2023
Grumpy Boyfriend
Why are the Island Boys shampooing my dolphin?
The Luv Doc, Jan. 26, 2023
It’s Bad, and It’s Nationwide
Comfort is the turd in which the mushroom of ignorance grows
The Luv Doc, Jan. 19, 2023
Work to Do
A thought we need to shake out of our heads
The Luv Doc, Jan. 12, 2023
Moving Out
A leg shaker, not a plan maker
The Luv Doc, Jan. 5, 2023
Above the Knees
It's unhealthy to obsess over your least attractive feature
The Luv Doc, Dec. 29, 2022
Specific Disease
An insignificant linguistic nuance
The Luv Doc, Dec. 22, 2022
The Luv Doc’s Top 10 Things You Need to Find Love in Austin
I don’t like it. It just is. Recognize.
The Luv Doc, Dec. 15, 2022
Testing Your Loyalty
Nobody’s eating Pujols, not even if he parks a hundo this year.
The Luv Doc, Dec. 8, 2022
Science FTW
Like the 45th president, some things really are simpler than they seem
The Luv Doc, Dec. 1, 2022
A Couple of Days
There’s probably a decent La Quinta in Lubbock
The Luv Doc, Nov. 23, 2022
Little Lawyers
You deserve a lifetime of hushed reverence
The Luv Doc, Nov. 17, 2022
A Low Bar
People didn’t move here for the meatpacking jobs
The Luv Doc, Nov. 10, 2022
A Smokin’ Hot Cowgirlfriend
The progressive concept of bodily autonomy seems to have taken a tenacious hold on the local female populace
The Luv Doc, Nov. 3, 2022
THANK YOU, HEARTBREAK!
Also, a tip of the hat to humiliation as well
The Luv Doc, Oct. 27, 2022
A Raging Alcoholic
The kind of memory that burns brightly for all eternity
