Qmmunity: Springtime Socializing

Hoppy post-Easter/Passover/Earth Day season, everyone. Oh but mere days ago we ate eggs and latkes – maybe not at the same time, but not terribly far apart – before hugging a tree or two. Now where are we? Back to our unfortunate situation where the pope is dead after meeting with JD Vance (no connection, I’m sure), the UK ruled in favor of body searches for anyone trying to enter a woman's bathroom with broad shoulders, and emails continue to flow in addressing me as "Jam." Oh well! What can one do but continue in spite of the horrors? See you out there, queers – and remember this: I love you.

Except if you’re not using your blinker, in which case we’ll have to talk first.

Texass

Thursday 24, ColdTowne Theater

Say farewell to these funny queers, as this’ll be their last lineup on the ColdTowne stage. Featuring all-timers like Jose Da’Hype, Clayton Maderia, Moe Christine, Destiny LaLane, Julie Talbert, and your faithful hosts Sarah Spear and Chris Bryant. 8:30pm.

A Drag Tribute to Miranda Lambert

Thursday 24, Rain on Fourth

Host Vylette Ward alongside Basura, Maeve Haven, and Cinda Block celebrate the 20th anniversary of Miranda Lambert’s hot debut, Kerosene. 8pm.

Local Queer Happy Hour

Thursday 24, Lazy Daze Coffee Shop

Only four days past the official leafy holiday, Local Queer ATX hosts their monthly happy hour at this caffeinated canna-business. 6:30pm.

Drag and Justice

Thursday 24, Parkside

The Austin Bar Association’s LGBTQ+ section hosts their fundraising event featuring Brigitte Bandit on emcee duties. Tix range from $10 to $100, with “lite bites” and drag bingo (with song titles, not numbers) as the promised proceedings. 6pm.

Anybody But Tony

Thursday 24, Double Trouble

DEI Comedy presents their very first lineup of diverse, equitable, and inclusive comedians including May Buzzetti, Don Armon, Serena Piranha, merit-based mic winner Anthony Paramo, and headliner Mimi Meier. Hosted by Everett Bragg and Holden. 8pm.

Transfolk

Friday 25, Texas Capitol

Equality Texas invites non-trans folks to a conversation with trans and gender expansive community members to “learn about what they do, what they like, and hear them talk about their dreams, goals, and struggles.” 5:30pm.

The Real Drag Queens of Austin Go brat

Friday 25, Rain on Fourth

Hosted by Colleen DeForrest, this dramatic drag show keeps the Charli spirit rolling through past the concert dates with a brat-themed bash. Featuring Juliana, Maeve Haven, and Alysha Pretty. 9:30pm.

Legends of the Realms

Friday 25, Sky Candy

Return for even more fantastical revelry as this drag competition show brings Bridgerton vibes to Springdale General. Judges Gothess Jasmine, Ms.Girl 6, and Logan Liqueur preside over the Blooming Court for a springtime masquerade where Primrose Von Dutch, Mars Morningstar, She23, Disco Lemonade, Ivanna Chisinou, Divine Goddess, and Yvonna F Mei Starr compete. Special guest Lucky Starzzz joins from Drag Race season 17. 8pm.

Lucy and the Lainey Cats: A Two-Woman Variety Show

Friday 25, Cheer Up Charlies

Double dames on a Friday night? Must be Lucy Lonestar and Lainey Gonzales, back again with a very Aughts-inspired girl-power show. There’ll be rock, roll, and a special performance by KindKeith. DJ Lavender Thug keeps the femme feels going behind the decks. 9pm.

Lesbian Visibility Day Party

Saturday 26, the Butterfly Bar

Let’s hear it for our sapphic sweethearts at this celebration of all lesbians. Partake in raffles, tarot, art stations, bingo, a vendor market, special cocktails, and much, much more. Snag your tix for $17, a price that includes a goodie bag and two raffle tickets. 8pm.

All-Ages Drag Story Time

Saturday 26, Birdhouse Books & Gifts

Just before their afternoon nap, kiddos can enjoy a little literary boost from drag reader Miss Petty Cakes – featuring banned picture book picks. 11am.

Drag Me to the Tavern

Saturday 26, Tiny Minotaur Tavern

Fair travelers: Rise thine weary spirits at this fantasy drag show at Austin’s only interdimensional rift between worlds! Featuring Ethel Institution, Riot Girl, Lavender Thug, and hosts Travis Randy Travis and Sir Beau Elliot. 7pm.

Bikes + Birds

Saturday 26, ATX Bikes Parking Lot

Meet up with Queer Gravel’s Abi Robins as they lead a bird-watching bike tour around a new section of the Violet Crown trail. Ride’s about four miles at a casual pace, so Robins says “All cycling abilities welcomed!” 7am.

Blazing Bingo

Saturday 26, THC: The High Company

Hosted by Santina at the Yard’s newest (and highest) addition, this bingo boasts “piñatas, fun prizes, live singing & free goodies.” No cover, and there’s free parking! Only drawback is you WILL see Teslas. 7pm.

Witchcraft 101

Saturday 26, Double Trouble

Struggling to understand spellcraft? Behind on your bewitching basics? Austin’s Queer Coven hosts this fundamentals workshop led by Liora Lionheart that covers witchcraft vs. Wicca, magical tools and altars, divination, and much more. 1pm.

Club Chub: Leather & Lace

Saturday 26, the Iron Bear

Host Gregg Paz, aka “your guide through the debauchery,” invites attendees to wear their best sultry gear for this sexy night on Sixth. DJ Kurt Jo spins and Scarlet Sagamore drags in a great performance. 9pm.

Clothing Swap

Sunday 27, RSVP for location

Find your new look for spring – or even summer – by swapping duds with your fellow queers. Local Queer ATX asks that all donated clothes be clean and dropped off pre-event at either Thursday’s happy hour or at least 15 minutes prior to the swap start time. Items left over will be donated to Queertopia. 1pm.

Queer Skate Austin

Sunday 27, Mueller Skate Park

All wheels welcome for this low-key LGBTQ meetup of skaterz. Bring yourself, your wheels, a snack or two, and an openness to making new friends. 7pm.

BNL Somatic Bodywork Gatherings

Monday 28, OutWellness

Brave New Love invites anyone looking for queer-friendly bodywork, resourcing, and connection to their self-care workshop. 7:30pm.

Day of Drag

Monday 28, Gregory Gym Plaza

A student-led event; all drag stars, LGBTQIA advocates, and other allies are directed to DM the txdayofdrag Insta account for more info! 9am.

Brooke Eden

Monday 28, Sagebrush

Join Country Fried Dance and DJ Boi Orbison in welcoming queer country star Brooke Eden as she tours her newest single, “Giddy Up!” Plus, show the visiting musician Austin’s best moves at the line dance lesson session. 7pm.

Play and Laugh: Choclit Game Night

Monday 28, TaterQue

Make the long trek to neighboring Pflugerville – or short, if you’re already a Pflu-tizen – for ATX Choclit LGBT’s game night featuring old fave board games as well as learning tables for those who need a little help. Kids welcome, but make sure to RSVP. 7pm.

Boyz of Austin: Myths & Monsters

Wednesday 30, Elysium

The Boyz go to fantastical new places in this month’s mythology themed show. Unicorns? Sea beasts? The Minotaur? Who knows what hot creature celebs will show up, so bring $9 cash for the cover and find out! 9:30pm.

Hard Rubber

Thursday 1, Kingdom

The returning techno and trance titan breaks in a new venue with a Berlin legend in MCMLXXV, aka “The Unpronounceable.” DJs Angel Doll and Thugbait play as local heroes. Advice from the organizers: “Leave your shirts at home.” 9pm.