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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Psychic Michelle Whitedove predicts that in 2016, Kim Jong-un will make a move to take over South Korea, but China will shut him down.

Glenda Jackson, great-niece of evangelist Maria Woodworth-Etter, predicts President Obama will suspend the 2016 presidential election so he can stay in the White House to deal with a rise in natural disasters and overall evil. Rush Limbaugh predicts Obama will not leave office. Some say Nostradamus predicted Obama would be the last U.S. president.

Unprecedented rainfall will disrupt some of the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, according to psychic Craig Hamilton-Parker.

Baba Vanga, a blind Bulgarian psychic with an 85% success rate for her prophecies, predicts Europe will cease to exist as we know it in 2016, following the systematic elimination of entire populations, leaving the continent a wasteland almost entirely devoid of any form of life.

In 2016, George Clooney is expected to get more involved in politics, according to psychic Kyra Oser.

The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, or newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got facts? Write to Mr. Smarty Pants. Why not visit

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