Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

It's not a bunch of bananas. It's a hand.

By his own admission, retired professional football player Herschel Walker tried Russian roulette six times before he realized it was a crazy thing to do. He now owns a successful chicken business.

A recent study by Gallup found that Texas is the only one of the 50 states in which more than 20% of the population is without health insurance.

If your body can tolerate it, gluten can lower blood pressure, lower triglycerides, increase growth of the types of intestinal bacteria that lower inflammation, increase absorption of healthful nutrients, sensitize cells to insulin to help prevent and treat diabetes, and reduce heart attack risk.

Donald Trump doesn't like shaking people's hands because of germs, but he does it anyway. He prefers kissing babies.

The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, or newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got facts? Write to Mr. Smarty Pants. Why not visit

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