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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

By Mr. Smarty Pants, January 3, 2014, Columns

Celebrity psychic Christian Dion predicts 2014 will be a good year for Lady Gaga.

Some believe Nostradamus' Quatrain VI.6 means that World War III will begin in 2014. The prophecy of a fire in the North bringing the end of the age of the fifth sun is believed to refer to North Korea.

Some predict that 2014 will be a Year Without Summer, similar to what happened in the year 1816. Such a weather pattern is theoretically possible due to a volcano eruption or divine intervention.

Psychic Elizabeth Good believes 2014 will see a new archaeological dig that will unearth evidence of Jesus' lineage.

Seven out of 14 Associated Press panelists believe because of its home-field advantage, Brazil will win the 2014 World Cup.

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