Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Psychic Anthony Carr predicts that 2013 will bring the end of the old world order and the return to the star gods.

Harold White and his team at NASA are working on a faster-than-light warp engine. Psychic Betsey Lewis says NASA will have a big announcement about Mars in March 2013.

Psychic Derek Clontz predicts many extraterrestrial refugees will arrive on Earth in 2013 as their own planets begin to "disintegrate" under pressures from a "satanic force."

Willaru Huayta, a Peruvian "spiritual messenger," says that 2013 is the end of the Inca calendar, and in that year a "huge asteroid" three times larger than Jupiter will pass close to Earth, causing cataclysms that will kill off most of humankind.

Psychic and astrologer Jacy Nova predicts that Courtney Love will reconnect with her daughter in 2013.

The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, or newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got facts? Write to Mr. Smarty Pants. Why not visit

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