Dandy Unicorn wants you – in the worst way
DANDY WANTS YOU We've said it like the Village People before; we'll say it like the Village People again: We want you, we want you, we want you for the Gay Place Krewe! Dandy Unicorn and the Gay Placers are on the prowl for some productive intern ponies for fun, frolic, and fabulosity. We seek newsies, journalistas, artists, bon vivants, freaks, norms, writer wannabes, sassypants, techie geeks, sexy beasts, early risers, night owls, filmmaker types, recording engineers, rocket scientists, brain surgeons, and you! You don't even have to be gay. Just be fabulous. (Honestly? Kate could use a regular, dependable Facebook farmer, because having to use it for work makes her vomit. There.) As we diversify our holdings from simple print listings, column, and blog into the realms of live performace, dance, mime, and scat (the shoo-be-doo kind), we seek to diversify our holdings of loyalists. That's where you come in. Apply now via email at firstname.lastname@example.org with the following: 1) Subject line: Hey Kate, Dandy & Friends! 2) Résumé: Keep it brief and casual – tell us what you do and your areas of expertise/interest. 3) Cover letter: Tell us how and what you can contribute. Want to know more? For an idea of what we do beyond this print column, check out austinchronicle.com/gay.
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