Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Drunk sex, anal glands, and more

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
George Washington refused to shake hands with anyone at presidential receptions.

Women make up only 13% of Wikipedia contributors.

According to a recent survey, the average British woman has slept with eight men and was drunk with at least five. One in 20 admits she has never had sex without alcohol due to poor body image.

Polar bears have black skin.

Castoreum is the extract from beaver anal glands. A common ingredient in perfumes and colognes, it is also used to enhance the flavor of raspberry candies and sweets.

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