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David Hasselhoff a Young Snapper, 'Hanma' for Hummer, and more

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
David Hasselhoff's character on The Young and the Restless was named Snapper Foster.

In China, GMC's Hummer is called the "Hanma" or "fierce horse." It costs a Chinese person about $220,000.

According to New York Times columnist David Brooks, 20% of Americans are frequent lotto players, spending about $60 billion a year. A household with income less than $13,000 spends an average of $645 a year on lottery tickets.

Jimmy Hoffa has been missing since July 30, 1975.

The world's oldest joke, traced back to the Sumerians in 1900BC, goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

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