Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

A Jewish Native American chief? Germans not the biggest beer drinkers? And more.

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
America's only known Jewish Native American chief was Solomon Bibo (1853-1934). He married Juana Valle, an Acoma woman.

Germans lost the title of most per capita beer drinkers to the Czechs a few years ago, but they still drink more beer than the Irish.

According to one political analyst, among people who break, permanently misplace, or otherwise lose access to their TV remote control and go to www.replacementremotes.com to order another one, the presidential preference is Ron Paul.

One percent of dog owners throw their canine companions birthday parties.

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number six in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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