After a Fashion

Summer fashion no-no's


CRIMES OF FASHION

Summer is no excuse for slovenliness. If you can't do better than this, stay home.
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The No. 1 most execrable look: the whale tail, hip-huggers, and the muffin top.

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2) Bathing-suit top and Daisy Dukes. Where are my tranquilizers?

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3) Lycra spandex. The work of the devil. With tank top and beer gut? Satanic.

4) Le Touriste Ridicule. Clothes to never leave the house in, much less leave the country in.

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