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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Hairy toes are a sign of good circulation.

In 1953, as a G.I. intercepting Russian Morse code transmissions, Johnny Cash became the first American to learn of Josef Stalin's death.

Some assert that the poisonous copperhead snake smells like fresh-cut cucumbers.

The Evans Gambit chess opening (1]e4 e5 2]Nf3 Nc6 3]Bc4 Bc5 4]b4), which is a variation of the Giuoco Piano (Italian for "quiet game"), is named after W.D. Evans, a Welsh sea captain who invented it in the 1820s.

2004 was the first year in 50 years that the U.S. did not run an agricultural trade surplus.
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