Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Caffeine is altered very little by the coffee-bean roasting process.

Neil Young played backup guitar for and was roommates with Rick "Super Freak" James back in Toronto in the mid-1960s. The band was called the Mynah Birds, and they even recorded an album (never released) on Motown.

In order of size from smallest to biggest: squads, platoons, companies, battalions, brigades, divisions, corps, command.

According to a recent British study, speed cameras are less effective at reducing speed and preventing accidents than electronic signs that tell drivers they are breaking the speed limit without triggering fines.

If you see a skunk during the daytime, there's a good chance it has rabies.

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