Mr. Smarty Pants

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Salt absorbs red wine.

If you want a rough estimate of your daily caloric needs, multiply your weight by 10 if you're a woman or by 11 if you're a man. Add more calories if you're very physically active.

Under optimal conditions, a ballpoint pen will produce more than 28,000 linear feet of writing - more than five miles - before running out of ink.

Ninety percent of all the world's popcorn is grown in Indiana.

A potato has a head and a tail.

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