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Alert Jerry Falwell! More Teletubbies debauchery!

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More Teletubbies controversy: "noo noo" means "penis" in Bengali.

The latest music craze in London is Garage (pronounced GAH-ridge). Well-known proponents of this type of music are the "Artful Dodgers."

Last year, teachers spent an average $448.20 of their own money on classroom items.

The only Whataburger in the world that is not orange is in Roanoke, Texas. City codes do not allow the company to use its orange and white color scheme.

A kilogram of Pepperidge Farms Goldfish would give you your USRDA of dietary fiber

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