Mister Smarty Pants Knows

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
In Hawaii, you are a haole until you've been there five years. After that time, you become a kamaaina.

Dust mites living in human bedding eat skin cells that have been shed. It is estimated 25% of an old pillow's weight is that of mites.

A digital watch contains more computing power than existed in the entire world before 1961.

The last time the Hale-Bopp comet was seen in the night sky, the Egyptian pyramids were only 400 years old and the Mayas, Incas, and Aztecs had not even built their empires.

One 19th-century etiquette book said it was okay for a woman to cover her face with a napkin -- then she could pick her teeth.


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