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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
On any given day, six million Americans lie in bed with back pain.

The 19th-century song "Pop Goes the Weasel" refers to the art of the professional pickpocket. The "monkey" is the pickpocket, the weasel is the wallet/purse, the "mulberry bush" is a crowd, and "pop" is the action of removing the property.

A pair of decent hiking boots will last for about 1,000 miles, or one-half the length of the Appalachian Trail.

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

Rabbits cannot vomit.


The above is information which Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, a magazine, or the newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got any facts? Leave a message for Mr. Smarty Pants, at 454-5766, ext. 226 for possible inclusion in the column. E-mail: [email protected]
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