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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
In Burma, a condom costs more than sex does.

Oklahoma City's two airports are named after people who died in plane crashes -- the largest, Will Rogers World Airport, is named after the humorist, and Wiley Post Airport, a smaller field, is named after the aviator who died with Will Rogers.

When he was a teenager, killer John Wayne Gacy wanted to be a priest.

A group of scientists and dreamers called the Universal Lunarian Society intrigued with the idea of colonizing the moon is offering sites in the lunar crater Copernicus for $50 an acre.

The dance known as "The Tarantella" was developed in Italy as a ritual antidote for the bite of a tarantula.


The above is information which Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, a magazine, or the newspaper;heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got any facts? Leave a message for Mr. Smarty Pants, at 454-5766, ext. 226 for possible inclusion in the column. E-mail: mrpants@auschron.com

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