Werewolves! Do They Get AIDS?
about AIDS
Fri., Nov. 1, 1996
Finally, you find that last door, swing it open, sidle up to the bar, and order a nice Bloody Mary just to take the chill out of your bones. Slowly but surely, that creepy sensation of someone staring at you runs up and down your spine. The low, rumbling Lon Chaney-ish rolling growl sets your hair (etc.) standing on end. You see a movement in the smoky shadows and wonder. He's tall, solidly built, very hairy, but still far enough away that you can't quite make out his features in the swirls of shadows and smoke. You take a sharp, deep, quick breath, and wonder... now what? As he rushes towards you, you realize the dire straits you're in. What will you use for protection!? Fortunately, your Silver Tab Jeans provide just enough of the deadly metal to thwart the odious behavior of this evil creature, half-human, half-wolf. You are safe!
Werewolves have to beware of their attacks on sweet young thangs! They expose themselves to the bodies and blood of strangers in the night. These are all high-risk behaviors for exposure to HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. Blood carries the highest concentration of HIV and is thus the fluid of greatest potential exposure.
Werewolves, be sure to use those Dental Dams and watch out for your fangs (and anything silver). Vampires, be sure to practice safe sucking. You who are both human and mortal remember to consistently and correctly use condoms.
The only cure we have is prevention! Enjoy your treating and your tricking Halloween night. And remember, be safe and beware of what lurks in the shadows on All Hallows Eve.
For more Information about how to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS call our InfoLine at: 458-2437.
-- Robert Stewart
ASA Info Line: 458-AIDS