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Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
During one point of World War II, the U.S. Army planned to bomb Japan with bats.

Bulova created the first watch torture-test TV commercial in the 1950s. Soon after it dropped the concept, Timex stole the idea.

According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Council, an average of 111 people died each day in motor vehicle crashes in 1994 -- one every 13 minutes.

The U.S. Parks Service, which must sometimes remove large, dead animals swiftly, has determined that nine kilograms of explosives will disperse a carcass, while obliteration takes 25 kilograms. The most important safety tip: Remove all horseshoes beforehand.

$1,000 in 1930 was the equivalent of $9,091 in 1995.

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