Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The word "episcopal" rearranged spells "Pepsi Cola."

Parents who want to spank their children in Charleston, South Carolina can call the police ahead of time to come and witness the event to ensure that no child abuse is taking place.

The lower-case "t" in serial killer Ted Bundy's signature indicates he had a very low opinion of himself.

The word "mausoleum" comes from King Mausolus of Caria. He was
idolized by his sister/wife who held games in his honor upon his death and used the money raised by them to help build his tomb, a 140-foot-high
white marble structure.

Monaco's first casino was built in 1856. Since then, the principality's residents have not had to pay income taxes.

The above is information that Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, magazine, or newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got facts? Write to Mr. Smarty Pants. Why not visit

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