Mr. Smarty Pants Knows...
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., Dec. 8, 1995
By his own admission, Sylvester Stallone once dressed up a la Julie Newmar portraying Catwoman to impress a nearly blind carpenter and get a free cabinet installation.
In Egypt, the professional bellydancer ratio is one for every 5,000 inhabitants.
Burns were once the most frequent cause of death for women in rural Texas during the 1880s. Childbirth was second.
Goober is slang for "peanut."
The above is information which Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, a magazine, or the newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party. Got any facts?
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