Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Rabbits emit a high-pitched shriek upon reaching orgasm.

Streptococcus mutans is the main culprit for cavities in our teeth. According to a University of Alabama study, the bacteria is usually passed from mother to child through saliva at about age two.

Florida's only Dade County nude beach is accessible to people with disabilities.

According his autobiography, James Brown doesn't like the blues. He also endorsed Richard Nixon. And the backup singers on his song "Say it Loud, I'm Black and I'm Proud" are Hispanic and white.

The organ was once considered too "worldly" for churches.

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