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Ash Bell
Oh Fox News, every now and again you air something that is just too good to be true! I wonder if Michelle is as toppy as I think she is?
To quote my girlfriend, “Our first openly fisting president!” Hee hee hee hee.
This article appears in January 23 • 2009.
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