Jim Tews

OK, c'mon now. He's the creator of the bestselling Felines of New York. He also created, co-wrote, and starred in The Undone Sweaters web series about a sociophobic Weezer cover band. All of NYC and every festival in the entire fucking country, it seems, loves him. How could you not catch Tews at the Velv this weekend? What, you need Justin Hicks to open? Done and done, citizen.