Lashonda Lester (now with Luke McClory) returns to SVT the night before St. Patrick's Day with her live biography series, presenting the scandals, deaths, and conspiracy theories surrounding America's favorite political dynasty: The Kennedys. Yes, it's John, Robert, and Teddy – probably like you've never seen them before. 8pm. $10.
Austin playwright Allan Baker's latest play is about a gay couple and their two dogs – with the dogs played by human actors – and this is a staged reading of the script. Mon., March 11, 7:30pm; Sat., March 16, 8pm. Free.
Punchkin Repertory Theatre is casting for their July production of Nicky Silver's classic exploration of sibling drama and deep, twisted human emotions. See website for details, e-mail for appointment. Sat., March 23, 11am-3pm. Arthur Murray Dance Studio, 13343 Hwy 183 N #285.
Loaded Gun Theory's newest, The Brothers Merlin and their Magnificent Menagerie of Mysteries is set in a carnival after the unleashing of an unspeakable ancient evil. Comedy, magic, and 1960s B-movie horror combine for for a roller-coaster ride of weirdness. Call for appointment. Mon.-Tue., March 25-26.