Most Badass Septuagenarian Tattoo Artist

"Shanghai" Kate Hellenbrand

Remember all those times your parents told you not to get a tattoo because of that age-old fear: "How will it look when you're 70?" Well, "Shanghai" Kate Hellenbrand, America's "Tattoo Godmother" is living (and inked) proof they're wrong. Now in her 70s, Shanghai Kate has built a reputation of trailblazing and talent, tattooing celebrities like Howard Stern and everyday Austinites alike. Go on, get the tattoo.

Shanghai Kate's Tattoo Parlor
4405 Guadalupe
www.shanghaikates.com