Photo by David Brendan Hall

Best Hostile Takeover by a Highly Invasive Aerial Species

Dockless Scooters

Starting this summer with the deployment of a fleet of California-based Birds, Austin's scooter craze has divided the city neatly into joyriders and killjoys. While they're nearly as plentiful, unlike the zebra mussels ripping their way through Austin waterways, electric scooters at least have the utility of getting you from Point A to Point B – and with some breeze in your hair.

Information is power. Support the free press, so we can support Austin.   Support the Chronicle