It's often dark. Almost always dank. We are honor-bound to not say what it is, only to tell you that once you go, you'll be forever changed – for better or worse. Hotly tuned olfactories know when it's in the air, and with a discreet email query, learn where it will pop up. Intimating what you'll uncover there (a sea of smells and sweaty bods, gyrating for green and glory) is already giving too much away. Even an award can't take away its cred (nor blow its cover).
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