When someone offers you a Gingerizer Body Glow, just know: They are not a member of an active red-headed recruiting cult hellbent on having your baby. They just want to put you on a table and rub sugar that smells like ginger and peppermint into your back. In a word, your response must be: Yes, yes, yes! But what about when someone offers you a Viva Diva? They are not offering a lap dance dressed as Kylie Minogue, they are giving a full SEVEN. HOURS. OF. SPA. They call it a "journey." We call it a destination. And rolling in at around half a K, we can't personally say that we've experienced this level of pampering, but a fair amount of you apparently have. So … the economy must be getting better, huh?
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