You may want to replace that beer with something a little bit more G-rated. I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions? Hear us out. This is some serious gourmet shit. The chocolate chip cookies shake at the Alamo Drafthouse is more than a little PFG. It's a little bit chocolate, a little bit cookie, and a whole lotta shake and makes us rethink our G-rated categorization at the beginning of this blurb. OK, let's call it a day at NC-17 – for language, gratuitous violence, and the unassailable urge to dance like Uma.
Alamo Drafthouse Village, 2700 W. Anderson #701, 512/861-7030
Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar, 1120 S. Lamar, 512/861-7040
Alamo Drafthouse at the Ritz, 320 E. Sixth, 512/861-7020
Alamo Drafthouse Slaughter Lane, 5701 W. Slaughter, 512/861-7060
Alamo Drafthouse Lakeline, 14028 U.S. Hwy. 183 N., 512/861-7070
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