Best Friends During a Pity Party

Couch Potato

… only because "Best Enablers of the Self-Loathing" was already taken. The energetic and genial crew of this one-stop mobile convenience store, will, for a very reasonable upcharge, dispatch a pleasant delivery driver in a sweet li'l Smart car and bring the pity party right to your door. So you completely screwed up with your lady friend, and she says y'all are kaputski because of something really stupid you said. Nothing a pint of Blue Bell's Mint Chocolate Chip, a couple of corn dogs, a frozen chimichanga, some powdered donuts, a bag of Skittles, a pack of Phillies Blunt Grape, and a bottle of red can't handle. OK, gross. Yes, but now, oh so convenient.

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