Water babies are spoiled by the sheer scope of dope Central Texas swimming holes, but sometimes we crave something bigger. Something badder. Something hotter, cooler. We need a water park as epic as its name. That's when we bust out the bikinis and board shorts and migrate south to what is advertised as "the hottest coolest time in Texas" and what we call "oh, hell yeah!" Seriously fresh water from the adjacent Comal River supplies the power for the most ridiculously fun and harrowing water rides in the state. Even after they electrified and Auto-Tuned the jingle for 2011, after a day in the sun at our readers' favorite amusement park, you won't be able to get "Schliiiitterbahn (bahn bahn)" out of your waterlogged head (head head).
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