Best Fugitive

The Cargo Pants Longhorn Arsonist

Although there is a host of (mostly bad) official theories, nobody knows the identity of the man (men?) in the cargo pants and Longhorn gimme cap, who in June joined the long list of Texas outlaws by burning down the Governor's Mansion. What if you send a message and nobody knows what it is? We invite this year's favorite dipshit to turn himself in at the "Best of Austin" party, and we'll make certain he not only receives his reward but he gets a chauffeured drive to the hoosegow.