Peering into the primitive majesty of the woods surrounding Twin Falls may not reveal a crazed Kevin Bacon brandishing a handgun, but may indeed create enough of a "natural" distraction to make you lose your grip on the inadequate stick or slippery rock you were relying upon for support and balance. Thus begins a spiraling descent into the watery vortex of the falls. As you surface with your comrades, you'll find yourself laughing not only at the near-fatal rapids you've just survived, but also at the fact that you aren't alone. Several floating areas provide the perfect view to observe other hapless Twin Falls worshipers, undoubtedly next in line to fall victim to the waters' unforgiving rocky, wet vacuum. If it's a sunny day, grab a cooler and some floaties, but leave your hip replacement at home; Twin Falls promises to be more entertaining than watching Meryl Streep swim.
Barton Creek Greenbelt
Twin Falls, and off MoPac, south of Loop 360, north of U.S. 290, 512/974-6700
Zilker Park to Lost Creek, 512/974-6700
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