Best Excuses

Home and Workplace

-Fred is out of town and somebody has to stay to look after the goats—it was a difficult birth. (Apple Computers)-I’m taking my girlfriend to the doctor. For a test. (Axcess Systems)-I know I took time off yesterday, too, but I need to spend time with my girlfriend right now. (Axcess Systems)-I can’t do Thursday, I’m going to Bryant, for my internet date (answering machine).-I was going to come over for the match on Thursday, but then, well, I got high. (answering machine)-There was a function on at the Fraternity House(Barton Creek Country Club).

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