Best Nuclear Family

Family on the Back Cover of Yellow Pages

First, it was mom, dad, sis, and bro. The happiest of happy American suburban families. See bro sporting a natty orange Hawaiian shirt? The next year, bro's short color changed to orange. But wait … that's not bro! That's an entirely different kid! Guess when they changed shirts, they changed bros. Then this year, dad mysteriously disappeared and mom took up with a fella who looks oddly like a divorce attorney. We're a happy family – me, mom and daddy!

SWB Yellow Pages

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