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Jenna Bush

The purportedly wilder half of the Mary-Kate & Ashley of the Beltway set, wonder twin Jenna Bush has been a one-woman press agent, helping to insure that President Da-Da's public image doesn't become too inaccessibly sophisticated in his transition to superpower. Jenna, an Austin High grad, enrolled at UT-Austin for her freshman year (2001-02), repeatedly making news with her clashes with alcohol and the law. For better or for worse, she's ours and she's kept us on the national map, and our readers love it.