Best Columnist

John Kelso

Kelso has been tickling our funny bone from the pages of the Austin American-Statesman since about the time UT adopted burnt orange and white as its colors, or so it seems. He's an equal opportunity offender: Whether you're a North Austin yuppie, a goofy Aggie, or a holier-than-thou salamander hugger, if you need to be taken down a peg, you'll likely be the target of his barbed humor.

John Kelso
Austin American-Statesman
305 S. Congress
www.statesman.com