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Forbidden Fruit

"Hmm ... I wanna do something different today. Shall I get my labia pierced or buy me a nice new - ahem, educational model? Decisions, decisions." For those of you in touch with your deepest, um, thoughts. For those of you in touch with your partner's deepest, um, thoughts, forget Eve's apple, there's a lot more growing on the tree of knowledge these days...

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