photograph by Bruce Dye   Bruce Dye

Best Swimming Pool Cleaner

Pool Aide

What do you want from a pool cleaner, besides a great body? You want reasonable prices, reliable service, and really quick response when the thing turns sickly green the day before the big party. With Pool Aide, you get all this plus a truly clever name and a star-studded résumé that includes cleaning the pool of the beloved bygone lesbian band Two Nice Girls.

Pool Aide
512/472-5355