The Luv Doc: Pot Smokers
What kind of monster doesn’t feel a paternal urge to shelter the innocent?
The Luv Doc
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Columns, July 28, 2022
The Luv Doc: Stopping to Pee
He was always in a hurry
Columns, July 21, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Humbling Amount of Zeros
Wrap yourself in the healthy, comforting embrace of pragmatism.
Columns, July 14, 2022
The Luv Doc: A One-Way Ticket to Johnson City
Are yuppies still a thing?
Columns, July 7, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Nonconsensual Polyamorous Relationship
Why does Donald Trump never spray-tan his eye sockets?
Columns, June 30, 2022
The Luv Doc: Bad Haircut
Men are really sensitive about women’s hair
Columns, June 23, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Disgusting Pig
Is there ever a point when swamp crotch is not swampy enough?
Columns, June 16, 2022
The Luv Doc: Cat Sitter
Sometimes it’s hard to know where familial obligation ends and parasite-induced mental psychosis begins
Columns, June 9, 2022
The Luv Doc: Late-Night Texts
NORMAL PEOPLE TURN OFF THEIR PHONES WHEN THEY GO TO SLEEP
Columns, June 2, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Situationship
Love should be an affirmation not a concession.
Columns, May 26, 2022
The Luv Doc: Three Yards
… is a shit ton
Columns, May 19, 2022
The Luv Doc: Not Your Gig
Boundaries, motherf*ckers. Boundaries.
Columns, May 12, 2022
The Luv Doc: Personal Trainer
No need to wallow in the tedium of comprehensive knowledge
Columns, May 5, 2022
The Luv Doc: Stoned Alone
On the balance, the Luv Doc is thankful that most of the habitual pot smokers he knows are habitual pot smokers
Columns, April 28, 2022
The Luv Doc: Trojan Rain
The Catholics sure do know how to ruin a pagan fertility ritual
Columns, April 21, 2022
The Luv Doc: Privacy Fence
A really dense hedge makes good neighbors, too
Columns, April 14, 2022
The Luv Doc: No Thanks
The fundamental nature of entitled people
Columns, April 7, 2022
The Luv Doc: Probably a Rat
Can cats see ghosts?
Columns, March 31, 2022
The Luv Doc: 10 to 12 Beers
We’re smarter these days - even with that 20% covid brain loss
Columns, March 24, 2022
The Luv Doc: Bonne Chance
The statistical probability of the Luv Doc taking another statistics class is 0.0
Columns, March 17, 2022
The Luv Doc: In Memoriam
Sweet Neil is gone but not forgotten
Columns, March 10, 2022
The Luv Doc: Busting Chops
An unforgivable sign of weakness
Columns, March 3, 2022
The Luv Doc: Boring People
Ask not from whom the dull tolls. It tolls from thee.
Columns, Feb. 24, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Drunken Sailor
If you’re looking to avoid a shark attack or a tsunami, Kansas is the place to be
Columns, Feb. 17, 2022
The Luv Doc: Giving Permission
Not everyone is a pro-level emotional manipulator
Columns, Feb. 10, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Break Is a Break
Regardless of what the book burners will tell you, more science is always better than less science.
Columns, Feb. 3, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Low Tolerance for Inaccuracy
Further proof that Latin is a trash language
Columns, Jan. 27, 2022
The Luv Doc: Strong off the Bench
An exciting opportunity to trot out a bunch of tired sports metaphors
Columns, Jan. 20, 2022
The Luv Doc: Little Agents of Satan
Slow clap for almost getting the ball across the goal line
Columns, Jan. 13, 2022
The Luv Doc: An Unsatisfactory Level of Commitment
Wherein the Luv Doc gives mad props to Bumble
