*The Lunar New Year varies between Jan. 21 and Feb. 20, so those born early in the year may actually come in under the previous year's sign.
Best Case: Smart, quick-witted, likeable, optimistic, observant, independent, energetic, creative
Worst Case: Stingy, stubborn, fault-finding, petty, fearful, lacking humility
Best Case: Scurrying bon vivant spreads joy wherever he goes. Viva la Remy!
Worst Case: Hoards cheese dip, nips party guests. Where's that trap again?
Best Case: Rosa Parks
Worst Case: Richard Nixon
Best Case: Honest, hardworking, earnest, modest, logical, kind, reliable, trustworthy
Worst Case: Stubborn, workaholic, rigid rule follower
Best Case: Divine bovine pulls long hours searching for cure to mad cow disease. Strong candidate for Nobel Prize.
Worst Case: Workaholic tendencies make it hard to find a harness mate. That medal won't keep you warm at night, Babe.
Best case: Barack Obama
Worst Case: Saddam Hussein
Best Case: Brave, confident, charming, benevolent, indomitable
Worst Case: Impetuous, irritable, stubborn, hard to control
Best Case: Tony's big-hearted actions inspire world peace. Cue the purrs.
Worst Case: Global hissy fit triggers World War III. Bad kitty.
Best Case: Stevie Wonder
Worst Case: Ayatollah Khomeini
Best Case: Gentle, elegant, generous, patient, responsible, self-disciplined
Worst Case: Timid, stubborn, melancholy, hesitant, vain, escapist
Best Case: Kindly Thumper donates lucky rabbit's foot to aid the poor. Easter bunny chimes in with matching grant.
Worst Case: Sulks in closet, admiring own carrot collection. Not cool, Bugs.
Best Case: Michelle Obama
Worst Case: John Dillinger
Best Case: Brave, tenacious, intelligent, confident, enthusiastic
Worst Case: Aggressive, arrogant, irritating
Best Case: Fiery friend blows down barriers with courage and charisma. Toothless, we hardly knew ye.
Worst Case: Just plain blows. Snuff it, Smaug.
Best Case: Martin Luther King Jr.
Worst Case: Vladimir Putin
Best case: Calm, intelligent, beautiful, wise, private
Worst case: Indifferent, skeptical, possessive, obstinate, vain
Best Case: Enigmatic beauty slithers into the hearts of millions with charm and wisdom. S-s-s-s-sublime.
Worst Case: Spends life coiled around the nearest mirror. Would you like an apple with that?
Best case: Greta Garbo
Worst case: Whitey Bulger
Best Case: Loyal, enthusiastic, passionate, popular, elegant, enterprising, extroverted, funny
Worst Case: Hot-headed, ruthlessly ambitious, tendency to excess, lack of organizational skills
Best Case: Lovable Mr. Ed leads adoring herd to peace and prosperity. The neighs have it!
Worst Case: Stampedes his way to the hay, pummeling ponies in his path. Whoa, Trigger.
Best case: Paul McCartney
Worst case: Genghis Khan
Best Case: Elegant, charming, artistic, kindhearted, nature-lover
Worst Case: Timid, moody, indecisive, pessimistic, worry-wart
Best Case: Writes and directs award-winning drama about kindly chevre maker.
Worst Case: Incessant bleating drives friends berserk, forced to play lead in cabrito.
Best Case: Michelangelo
Worst Case: George Wallace
Best Case: Clever, creative, intelligent, curious, magnetic, mischievous
Worst Case: Sly, restless, very naughty
Best Case: Curious George produces groundbreaking comedy, audiences go bananas.
Worst Case: Becomes butt of own joke – bed time for Bonzo.
Best Case: Leonardo da Vinci
Worst Case: Jared Kushner
Best Case: Observant, hardworking, resourceful, brave, talented, confident
Worst Case: Vain, boastful, attention-seeking
Best Case: Multi-talented barnyard king has a lot to crow about – for real.
Worst Case: Non-stop bragging lands him in the stew pot. Coq au vin, anyone?
Best Case: Dolly Parton
Worst Case: Osama bin Laden
Best Case: Loyal, honest, kind, prudent, sincere, selfless, trustworthy
Worst Case: Pessimistic, worried, critical, stubborn, insecure
Best Case: Lassie saves Timmy from the old mine – tummy rubs all around.
Worst Case: Paranoid Scoobie sees dead people. Ruh-roh.
Best Case: Mother Teresa
Worst Case: Donald Trump
Best Case: Generous, honest, kind, diligent, compassionate, responsible, adaptable, tolerant
Worst Case: Naïve, credulous, over-confident, gullible, lewd, coarse
Best Case: Porky is everyone's sweetie and cooperative to a fault. Call him for a jumpstart at 3am and he'll bring the bagels.
Worst Case: Hapless dupe on the fast track to the Hormel plant. Th-th-th-that's all, folks.
Best Case: Magic Johnson
Worst Case: Mike Pence
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