10. Learn how to twerk.
9. No more selfies at funerals.
8. Stop saying “my bad,” and instead start saying, “my good.”
7. Unfriend anyone who comments, “LOL” on a Facebook post. No, not JK.
6. Find out if Perez Hilton and Paris Hilton are the same person.
5. Stop drinking liquids that come in plastic bottles – especially tequila.
4. Give more unnecessarily long and awkward hugs.
3. Listen to people – especially when trying really hard to pretend to listen to them.
2. Start walking … away from people who want to talk about their workouts.
1. Dominate others through compassion, understanding, humility, and forgiveness.