 Critics' Picks sorted alphabetically Readers Poll Results Other People's Stuff by Jay Hardwig Juxtapose This ... by Ken Lieck | Critics' Picks Best Ambassador of Good Will (Music): Mark Rubin Best Art Print Shop: Coronado Studios Best Celebrity Eyebrows: Tony Villanueva Best Celebrity Giggle: Don Walser Best Celebrity Hairdo: Clifford Antone Best Counterculture Conclaves: FringeWare Inc. Best Cultural Cut-Ups: Latino Comedy Project Best Culture Jammers: KBN! Best "Electronica" Club: Red Room Best Excuse for Lone Star Flag-Waving: Texas Folklife Resources Best Funny Smell: The Big Stinkin' International Improv & Sketch Comedy Festival Best Homage to Prometheus: Tantien Best Odd New Happy Hour: Fridays at the Electric Lounge Best Oh, Who Cares, They Have 75¢ Pitchers: The Backroom, Thursday Nights Best Place to Avert Your Eyes: Crown & Anchor's Pay Phone Best Place to Pretend You're an Asian Pop Star: Paradise Karaoke & Bar Best Place to Two-Step and Get a Funky Grind Down Going On: Dallas Night Club Best Place to Write a Book: Mojo's Daily Grind Best Reason to Take French: Alliance Francais Best Regards to Old Broadway: Austin Musical Theatre Best Restroom Pornography: Bates Motel Best Street for a Bar Crawl: Burnet Road Best Theater Sound: Gateway Theaters Best Theatrical Scene Designer: Christopher McCollum Best Way to Keep the Cops Busy on a Full Moon: 626/Soul's Renegade Parties Most Delectably Seedy Club: The Black Cat Lounge Most Intriguing Event Rumor: Chances Reunion Next Best Thing to St. Patrick's Day: Gaelic League/Austin Celtic Association Next Best Thing to the Chieftains in Your Living Room: Fadó Irish Sessions Best Arch : Arch at the Holly Power Plant Best Billboard Message: YOU Are the Product Best Building Name That Sounds Like a Herbie Hancock Song: Central Chilling Station No. 3 Best Cemetery for Meditation: Miller Creek Cemetery Best Diner Decor: Laura's Bluebonnet Kitchen Best Doorhandle: Hole in the Wall Best Fair Warning: Rio Motel Best Improvement in Bathroom Decor: Lala's Little Nugget Best Industrial Landscape: Schlitz Building Best Interior Design: Centennial Package (Main) Store Best Neighborhood Makeover: Corner of 43rd & Duval Best New Building Facade: 5th St. Market Best New Neon Sign: Rowell's Shoe Repair Best New Public Building: Eustasio Cepeda Branch Library Best Non-residential View of Austin: Cliffs off Loop 360 Best Place to Have a Gathering: Alma de Mujer Conference & Retreat Center Best Place to Reflect Upon the Essential Loneliness of a Bull, Part Two: Inside Computer Stuff Best Place to Reflect Upon the Essential Loneliness of a Bull, Part One: Steer Statue at UT Best Place to Throw a Swanky Party: The Trois Estate Best Renovation: City National Bank Building Best Rooftop Riot Grrrrrl: Fran's Hamburger's Best Street to Drive Down & Check Out the Murals in South Austin: South Congress Best Street to Drive Down & Check Out the Murals on the East Side: Cesar Chavez Best Yard Art: Big Head Planters by Ellen Gibbs Best-Looking Dance Club: Twist Most Elegant Parking Lot: Carmelo's Restaurant Most Glorious Renovation Potential: San Jose Motel Most Self-Serving Structure: BookWoman's BoA Shrine Place to Write on the Bathroom Walls Sans Vandalism: The Chalkboards at Magnolia Cafe Most Riveran Mural: Parque Zaragoza Recreation Center by Fidencio Duran Best $8 You'll Ever Spend on Your Health: Casa de Luz Best Authentic Chinese Experience: Austin's Wok n' Roll Best Avant Garde Margarita: Curra's Avocado Margarita Best Big, Honkin' Chocolate Eclairs: Quackenbush's/Quack's 43rd Street Bakery Best Bowl of Coffee: High Time Tea Bar & Brain Gym Best Chain Restaurants That Have Surprisingly Good Coffee: Souper Salads and Luby's Best Cheap Drink: Austin's Tap Water Best Cheap Kegs in a Bind: Junior's Beer & Wine Best Chef's Apprentice: Joe Synatschk at Central Market Cooking School Best Church Brunch: St. Julia Catholic Church Best Comeback: Flo's Best Cookbook by a Local Author: Cocina de La Familia Best Corn Tortillas : Amaya's Taco Village Best Delivery Pizza South of the River: Pizza Nizza Best Dinner and a Movie: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema's First Anniversary Special Best Downtown Breakfast in the 'Burbs: Austin Java North Best Drink Named for Its Restaurant: The Marstini Best Drive-Thru: Culver's Frozen Custard Best Drive-thru Malteds & Shakes: Hilbert's Best Drive-thru Pizza: Aljon's Best Gelato to Go: Milano's Gelateria Dolci & Caffe Best Gelato to Stay: Dolce Vita Gelateria & Espresso Bar Best Gourmet Tamales: Hot Damn Tamales! Best Hearts: Cynthia & Lydia Perez of Las Manitas Best Hippie Cookie: Ronnie's Realfood Chocolate Chip Best Homestyle Lebanese Meal: Longhorn Po-Boys & Falafel, Downtown Best Host Chef: Elmar Prambs at the Four Seasons, Roger Mollett at Central Market Cooking School Best Hot Dog: Shady Grove Best Human-Scale Place to Buy Good Food: Wheatsville Co-op Best In-Store Wine Tasting : Whole Foods Market Gateway Best Jewish Deli Sandwich: The New York Deli Best Liquid Cure-all: Dr. Dream's Immune Fuel Best Local Use of the Potato: Tito's Handmade Vodka Best New Branch on a Family Tree: Changos Taqueria Best New Brunch: Ella's Restaurant & Bar Best New Restaurant Without a Kitchen: Malaga Wine & Tapas Bar Best New Saloon: Threadgill's World Headquarters & Saloon Best New Spot for Pre-dinner Appetizers: Rhythm House Tapas Bar Best New Take on the Lunchtime Noodle Bowl: Yen Ching Chinese Noodle House Best Noodle Soup: Pho Cong Ly, Downtown Location Best Peanut Butter Cookies: The Kolache Shoppe Best Pizza Slice: Saccone's Best Place for a Romantic Late-Night Snack & Drink: Hyatt Regency's Branchwater Lounge Best Place to Get Cheap Breath Mints: Only Deals Best Place to Tie One on for $10: G&S Lounge Best Protein Fix: Ararat Middle East's Sizzling Lamb Best Purveyor of Indian Imports: India Bazaar Best Restaurant to Take Out-of-Town Visitors to Watch the Sunset: The Iguana Grill Best Roving Vendor: The Poleta vendor or Poletero Best Sign That Civilization Has Reached South Austin: Onion Creek Bakery Best Silk Purse From a Sow's Ear: Miranda's Patio Best Silly Drink: Tien Hong's Dr. Skull Best Specialty Dish: Perkins Special at El Patio Best Summer in a Bottle: Goodflow Limeade Best Taqueria Around Us: Taqueria Gaudalajara Arandas #5 Best Truck Stop Coffeeshop: Jim's Restaurant Best Two-for-One Business: Parlour Antiques & Pies Best Wacky Restaurant Idea: Manga, an Asian Diner Best Way to Enjoy Lake Austin on a Budget: Mozart's Bookstore & Juice Bar Best Way to Kick the Can: Mexican Cokes Grocery Store Mega-Food Court: Greats! Cafe at Hancock Center HEB Most Necessary Restaurant Expansion: Taco X-press Most Testosterone in Smallest Place: Bert's BBQ Best Net Missives: Don Webb's "Letters to the Fringe" Best Office Space & Commute: Solar Cart Best Online Gals Club: Disgruntled Housewife Best Place to Buy a Used Computer: Goodwill Industry's Computer Works Best Place to Buy Videogames: Gamefellas Best Recruitment Campaign: PC Order Best Secret Clubhouse: Club Pants Best Sign of Austin Online: City of Austin Internet Services Office Best Site Redesign: Ain't It Cool News Best Techno-Kids Business Idea: American Institute For Learning Best Unsung High Tech She-ro: Carlean Johnson Best Used Computer Salesman: Ken Gould of Mac Alliance Best Value-Added Customer Service: Boggy Creek Farm's E-mail Newsletter Best Way to Sell Widgets on the Web: WebZealots Best Web site for Business Research: Hoover's Online Best Bonus of Owning a Library Card: Free Austin Children's Museum Passes Best, Coolest Afternoon Diversion for Kids: Laser Quest Best Cultural Overhaul: Austin Children's Museum Best Flashback: Skate World Central Best Fundraiser to Benefit Kids: Casas for CASA of Travis County Best Innovative Combo-Entertainment: Summer Movies at Deep Eddy Pool Best Kids Drama Camp: Austin Theatre for Youth Best Koi, but Not Shy Pond: Austin Aqua Dome Best Mini County Fair: Austin/Travis County Rodeo & Livestock Kids Town! Best Neighborhood Swingset and Area to Release Tension: Windmill Run Neighborhood Park Best Place to Meet Tomorrow's Local Independent Filmmakers: Zavala Elementary's Video Production Class Best Place to While Away an Afternoon With a Toddler: Mayfield Park & Preserve Best Pollywogging: Reed Park Best Shady Spot the Whole Family Will Love: Little Stacy Pool & Park Best Theme Store: Kids-N-Cats Best Wait for Food With Hungry Kids: East Side Cafe Best Way to Introduce Children to the Joys of Theatre: Zilker Summer Musical Best Way to Say "CIPs Are for Kids!": Shipe & Alamo Playground Renovations Big Fun With the Grandparents: Butler Pitch & Putt Golf Course Cheap Thrills for Kids: Hill at Murchison Jr. High School Fastest Kid's Birthday Present in the West: Over the Rainbow Most Hearty Survivors: Jourdan-Bachman Pioneer Farm Best Bumper Sticker: This is Not a Yellow Bike Best Clear Voice on Lone Star Affairs: John Burnett, National Public Radio Best Community Newspaper: ARRIBA Newspaper Best Fumble Recovery: KAZI 88.7FM Best Info on Latino Politics: Politico Best Legacy: Carole Kneeland/KVUE-24 Best Local Radio Program Not on Local Radio (Again): Jim Hightower's "Chat-N-Chew Cafe" Best Morning Show: Sara Trexler & Jen Garrison, 101X-FM Best Night to Cook to the Radio: Monday Nights, KUT 90.5 Best Overlooked Deejay: John Hauser/KOOP 91.7FM Best Place to Get Hip to the Sounds: Ear Candy, KOOP 91.7 FM Best Quick Read: *15 Minutes* Best Radio Station, In Spite of It All: KOOP 91.7FM Best Reason to Drive to Work on Monday: "Show Toonz With Courtney" KVRX 91.7 FM Best Response to the Media Glare: The Young Plaintiffs in the Cedar Avenue Case Best Sex-Advice Column: "Intimacies," The Good Life, Lynn Branz Best Survival Story: *The Texas Observer* Best TV Show With No Name: *Show With No Name* Best Voice on the Radio: Maria Martin at *Latino USA* Best Way to Find Out the Latest With La Raza: Latino USA Best Way to Infiltrate the Media: Austin Community Access Center Best Way to While Away a Saturday Morning: *The Lounge Show* on KOOP 91.7 Biggest Media Bandwagon: Cinema West Adult Theatre Most Useful Fanzine: *Hey, Hey, Buffet!* Best Adult Lemonade Stand: Run-Tex Hydration Station Best Blacktop: Maplewood Elementary Best Fledgling Altruistic Tradition: The Ride for the Roses Best Gym for the Lazy: UT's Gregory Gym Best Local Sports Story: UT Softball Best National Champions: Lady Longhorns Track & Field Team Best Pick-up Soccer Games: Sunday Night, UT Intramural Fields Best Place to Get Rid of Your Stale Bread: San Gabriel Park, Georgetown Best Place to Impersonate Sisyphus: Jacob's Rail at the Veloway Best Place to Play Hoops in a Thunderstorm: Metz Park Best Place to Run the Pooch: St. Edward's Park Best Place to Teach a (Scaredy) Pup to Swim: Cypress Creek Park on Lake Travis Best Place to Unleash Your Inner Eastwood: Cook's Shooting Range Best Place to Unload Your Quiver: Archery Country Best Place to Watch Football (American or European): House Park Best Place to Work Out Aggression: Richard Lord's Boxing Gym Best Reason to Be Naked: Austin's Summer of 1998 Best Reason to Visit Darrell K. Royal Memorial Stadium: Ricky Williams Best Reason to Visit Springfield, MA: Jody Conradt in Basketball Hall of Fame Best Scenic Drive: Red Bud Trail Best Target Practice: Red's Indoor Range Best Tree (Utilitarian Grounds): The Tree at... Best Two-Hour $5 Vacation: Ski Shores Lakeside Restaurant Best Urban Track: Disch-Faulk Best Way to Lower Your Internal Thermostat: Barton Springs, Nighttime Hours Collection/Shrine: Pin Shrine at Dart Bowl Best Place to Live Out a Hitchcock Movie: North End of Drake Bridge at Twilight Best Brand-New Idea in Local Politics : East Austin Traditional Neighborhood District Best City Bureaucrats: Tracy Watson; Carol Barrett Best Corporate Cooperation: Motorola Best Excuse to Revive the Environmentalist-Developer War: Globs of Algae Clogging Barton Springs Best Grandiose Vision: Greater Austin-San Antonio Corridor Council Best Grassroots Victory: Bike Helmet Repeal Best Head of the Class: Ruth Kane, Principal, Lanier High School Best Kiss & Make Up: S.O.S. & the Chamber of Commerce Best Looking Race for November: Rick Perry v. John Sharp for Lt. Gov. Best Media Omnipresence: Mayor Kirk Watson Best New Addition at the Courthouse: Family Violence Court Best Out-of-Court Settlement: Cedar Avenue Plaintiffs vs. City of Austin Best Performance(s) by a Neighborhood Association (or Its Equivalent): Hyde Park Neighborhood Association and Neighbors of Triangle Park Best Place to Eavesdrop and/or Gossip: Little City on Congress Best Political Fashion Model: Ann Richards Best Public Performance in the Hot Seat: Assistant City Manager Toby Futrell Best Reason (Maybe) to Move Into a Downtown Loft: Waller Creek Tunnel Best Reason (Maybe) to Move to Round Rock: Smart Growth Comes to Williamson County Best Resource for Local Lore: Austin History Center Best Use of $123,000: Keeping the Pools Open Until October 4 Best Use of Zoning to Make a Difference: Tank Farm/Tire Farm Boldest Taking of a Mile Instead of an Inch: The Local Environmental Lobby Bravest Councilmember: Beverly Griffith Coolest City Planning Pipe Dream: Seaholm Power Plant/Palmer Auditorium Most Eye-Popping Public Performance: Mayor Kirk Watson, Councilmember Daryl Slusher, City Manager Jesus Garza Most Improved Community Project (And We Really Mean It This Time): Austin Revitalization Authority Most Vigilant Advocates for Public Health Care: Charlotte Flynn &Venola Schmidt Raddest Mayoral Performance: Watson at the MTV Sports Festival Unsung East Austin Visionary: Joseph T. McMillan, President of Huston-Tillotson College B(r)est Advice to New Mothers: Donna Cordoba, RN BCILC (Board Certified International Lactation Consultant) Best Airline Service: American Air's Patty Reinhart & Betty Lower at the Driskill Best Dogsitter: Positive Power Kennel Best Electrician: O'Bannon Electrical Enterprises Best Employee Benefits: Massage Therapists for Four Seasons Employees During SXSW Best Film, Video, and Production Equipment: Gear Best Friend in Need to Ailing Animals: Wildlife Rescue Best Guitar Maker: Jamie Kinscherff Best Hassle-free Place to Take your Aging Vehicle for Inspection: Alan's Vehicle Inspections Best (if Not Only) Pedicure by a Straight Man: Roberto of Great Fillings Nail Salon Best Leg & Bikini Waxing: Ruby Aldridge Best Local Safety Net: Volunteer Healthcare Clinic Best Name for a Urologist in Austin: Richard (Dick) Chopp Best Place to Gain No Pain: Austin Pain Therapy Associates Best Place to Pick Up Chicks: Page 113 of SWB "Black Pages" Business Directory Best Place to Take a Shower Away From Home: Salon 505 The Day Spa Best Plumber: Bruce David Johnson, Jr., Licensed Master Plumber Best Precision Cutters: AquaJet, Inc. Best Reason to Get Up at 8am on Sunday: University Baptist Church Best Roving Photographer: Guero's Mr. Flash Best Salon to Dye for: Astarte Best Shoe & Leather Repair Shop: Costilla Shoe Repair Best String Instrument Shop: Austin Violins Best Swimming Pool Cleaner: Pool Aide Best Thing About Owning a Mac: Mac Alliance Best Time & Temp Announcement: Time & Temperature by Frost Bank Best Upholsterer: Under Cover Best Way to Avoid the Post Office: Drive-Thru Postal Best Way to Feel Safe and Sound: Austin Security Concepts (ASC) Collective Services for the Aging: AGE Building Gardener's Dog: Steve Bell's Dog, Indra Most Dependable Artist Safety Nets: AALA & SIMS Foundation Most Reliable Key-Cutters & Locksmiths: Cothron's School of Lock Technology Non-committal Swing Lessons: Four on the Floor Place That Really Gets Under Your Skin: Halina European Skin Care Place to Find Good Old Electronics: Anthony's Electronics Best Almost Free Wardrobe Makeover: Buffalo Exchange Best Bargain Hunter's Paradise: Change Back Department Store Outlet Best Bra Attendants: Petticoat Fair Best Cheap-O Horror Comics: Comics & More Best Church Lady Thrift Store ñ 1: Next to New Best Church Lady Thrift Store ñ 2: Second Blessing Marketplace Best Counter Intelligence: I Luv Video Best Creepy-Crawly Pet Store: Zookeeper Best Gigantic Overhaul of a Hyde Park Grocery Store: Fresh Plus Best Global Overview: Mapsco Best Gun Store/Gun Safety Lessons: McBride Guns, Inc. Best Happy Hour: Amazonia Best His and Hers Tejano Shops: La Moda; La Estrella Best Human-Scale Rabbit Warren: Andy Castillo's Best Junkshop: Hurt's Hunting Grounds Best Late Night Shopping: New Bohemia Retro Resale Best Late-Night Used Baby Furniture Outlet: Lawrence's Used Baby Furniture Best Latin American Music Record Shop: Tu Musica Best Military Surplus: The Quonset Hut Best One-Stop Satisfaction Shop: Acapulco Video Best Outfitting for Noir and Boudoir: Blackmail Best Place to Buy a Pair of Boots: Tiny's Boots & Things Best Place to Buy Cheap Videos: Austin Country Flea Mart Best Place to Buy Chinese Stuff: Say Hi Best Place to Buy Frozen Mice: Herpeton Exotic Pets & Reptiles Best Place to Buy Makeup: Beaux Visage Best Place to Buy New, Cheap, Quality Clothing: One Price Clothing Store Best Place to Buy/Rent Laserdiscs: Encore Movies & Music Best Place to Enjoy Being a Girl: The Bazaar Best Place to Go From Bauhaus to Your House: Aqua 20th Century Modern Best Place to Knock on Wood: Paxton, The Wood Source Best Pot of Gold in a Most Obscure Spot: Peru Jewelers Best Reason to Avoid Builder's Square: Pieces of the Past Best Resurrection of the Dead: The Grateful Head; Grateful Shed Best Revival Spot: Quackenbush's on 43rd Street Best Sheet Music: Alpha Music Center Best Sneakers: Blondies Best Thrift Store Without Dressing Rooms: Thrift Land Best Unpretentious Music Store: Treasured Tracs & Images Best Used Academic Books: Book Market Best Used Car Place : French Revolution Best Vintage Expansion: Limbo Best Vintage Semi-Secret: Old Time Teenie's Vintage Coolest Strip Mall: Lamar Plaza How to Change a Sow's Ear: The Silk Road How to Make an Austin Quilt: The Quilt Store Last-Minute Birthday Shopping for All Ages: Oat Willie's Record Store Most Like Your Own Living Room: Duval Discs |