Critics' Picks:
Arts & Entertainment



Best In-Your-Face Club

Blue Flamingo Take those musicians off the pedestal. They're people just like you and me. Now, if we could only tell where the band ends and the audience begins. See, in a place the size of your closet, where there is no elevated stage, the Blue Flamingo defines the phrase "audience participation" since you're practically in the band once the punk riot begins in this raucous just-off-Sixth-Street club. Seventh & Red River, 469-0014


Best New Bar

Casino El Camino With wide open spaces and lounging areas reminiscent of the old Cannibal Club but better, Casino el Camino is really too laid back for its Sixth Street locale. The bar has more comfortable seats and couches than any we've ever frequented, pool tables, a great CD jukebox, and a really cool open-air back patio complete with fountain. They also serve food 'til late, and since the owners are from Buffalo, they have the right to boast the best buffalo wings in town (the real things aren't battered, but smothered in redhot and served with blue cheese dressing and celery). Hang with the hip here.  517 E. Sixth, 469-9330


Best Trade

Ronnie Lane/Ian McLagan Okay, so we lost face as a city when former Faces keyboardist Ronnie Lane boarded a plane and took off for less pollen-filled climes. The ailing Lane loved the atmosphere of Austin, but like many others couldn't stand the weather. We regained face when his former bandmate Ian McLagan moved here mere weeks later. Not that we've seen much of the latter, as he's been off on tour with yet a third former Face - one Rod Stewart.


Highest Expression of the Lowest Form of Humor

O. Henry Pun Off Vowel play rules at this annual battle of wits, a home-groan tribute to verbal abuse held on the grounds of the O. Henry Museum. Aficionados bring picnics; Mr. Porter would've packed a flask. O. Henry Museum, 472-1903


Best Twofer Fix

Coffee and a Movie in the Village Shopping Center Bolster your before- or aprés-movie visit to the four-screened Village Cinema Art with a caffeine and pastry refueling at either Texpresso or San Francisco Bakery and Cafe. (If cappuccino's not your thing, other options range from Italian food at either Al Capone's or Mangia Pizza to Indian delights at Star of India to Chinese at Shanghai River and Korean chow at Korea House.) 2700 W. Anderson, Texspresso, 467-9898; San Francisco Bakery and Cafe Bakery, 302-3420; Village Cinema Art, 451-8352


Best Pair of Aged Intoxicants

The Big Screen and Booze at the Paramount The historic Paramount's revivals of vintage film classics is sweetened by the sale of beer, wine, and spirits at the concession counter. 713 Congress, 472-5411


Best Name to See in a
Theatre Program

Lana Dieterich In Austin, actors and stage companies are like witches in Oz: They come and go so quickly. Which can leave veteran play-goers poring over a program with no clue as to what kind of dramatic journey awaits. But one name always signals a rich perform-ance ahead: Lana Dieterich. For over a decade, Dieterich has graced our stages with sharp, feeling, and often devastatingly funny portrayals, from ditzy seniors to sultry adulteresses to Dorothy Parker. As sure a thing as Austin theatre has. Best All-Around Poet
Marlys West There are a number of Austin poets who have the gift of performance, and some who have made it into highbrow literary journals, but it's difficult for one poet to succeed in both areas. Blue Plate Poet Marlys West, who delivers immaculately crafted, wide-ranging poetry with a honey-stung voice, is the complete package. During her first year as a Michener Fellow in UT's Texas Center for Writers, she's developed from remarkable to phenomenal. The next inevitable level would have to be national.


Most Intriguing Trend

Poets Fronting Bands It shouldn't come as a surprise that Austin poets are starting to front bands, but the ways in which the music fuels their poetic fire have been amazing and intriguing. They range from Wammo, who plays guitar and rants over a funky rhythm section, to Tammy Gomez, who spins words over the dreamy, fluid sounds of her proficient band, to John Belushi look-alike John Cutaia, whose Glossobabel includes a Chapman Stick player.


Best Springboard for Artists

Restaurant Galleries For exposure for young artists in Austin, the best bet is still going nose to noodles with a pasta salad at Texas French Bread on 29th Street or Granite Cafe just up the way. Hyde Park Bar & Grill and Chez Zee are equally delicious places to be discovered, and Jeffrey's is a fine exhibition space, too. Texas French Bread, 2900 Rio Grande, 499-0544; Granite Cafe, 2905 San Gabriel, 472-6483; Hyde Park Bar & Grill, 4206 Duval, 458-3168; Chez Zee, 5406 Balcones, 454-2666; Jeffrey's, 1204 West Lynn, 477-5584


Best Place to Get a NEA Choreography Fellowship... Assuming There Is an NEA

Austin, Texas This year, three local dancemakers received one of the nation's highest arts honors, the National Endowment for the Arts Choreographers' Fellowships: José Luis Bustamante of Sharir Dance Company, Llory Wilson of Tallulah, and Dianne McPherson (aka Dunya). At three, Austin ties Seattle in the number of dance fellows, and only New York boasts more. But alas, these fellowships and other artist grants will go by the wayside under the restructuring or destruction of the NEA.


Best-Run Arts Organization

Austin Lyric Opera With an attendance of 27,000, Austin Lyric Opera must be doing something right. Actually, ALO does a lot of things right. This professional arts company headed by director Joe McClain maintains a crack staff, stages traditional operas with incredible production values, and sells them with style. (Their "Brady Bunch" season campaign and "One Mad Clown" ads for Rigoletto were award winners.) And they do it all while staying debt-free. Next year will be their hottest yet: The number-one arts event in Central Texas will be ALO's high-tech Tannhauser. 1111 W. Sixth, 472-5927


Making the Best of a Bad Situation

The Ancho's Singers We salute this group of mega-talented vocalists who must ply their trade in the worst acoustical situation in the city - Ancho's Restaurant in the lobby of the Omni hotel. Imagine singing opera from the bottom of the Grand Canyon four shows a week and you've just about got it. 800 San Jacinto, 320-5858


Best Lighting Design on a Shoe String

Jason Amato A shoe string, a piece of wire, a tin can, a flashlight - Jason Amato can make very cool light effects with most anything. A versatile designer who's lit everything from the Zilker Musical to the avant garde BodyMind, Amato excels when working for alternative artists with tiny budgets. We were especially taken with his recent job illuminating Sally Jacques and Tina Marsh's multimedia piece at Laguna Gloria. It isn't easy to light an orchestra, dancers swinging from trees, and boats in the lagoon, but he did it. And beautifully.


Best Logo Redesign/Optical Illusion

Rise Records The old logo for Rise was a lengthwise rectangle showing Charles Manson's eerie eyes. Upon famous artist guy Frank Kozik's departure from Rise Records, the label - in a blast of insane genius - redesigned the Kozik logo. Like some of Salvador Dali's more popular works, if you squint you can see something that's not there: No longer is the harrowing gaze of Manson leering back at you - although that's what it appears to be - now it's just a car being towed by a towtruck. Wonder what they see when they look at the clouds....


Best Thing to Happen to Poster Art Since the Seventies

Lyman Hardy, Lindsey Kuhn, Jason Austin, and Lee Bolton The fab four are to Austin poster art in the Nineties what Michael Priest, Guy Juke, Danny Garrett, and Jim Franklin were to the Seventies. Picking up from where Frank Kozik skewed local posters in the Eighties, these artists take off in their own retro-alternative and positively sonic senses of color and design. Most of their works can be seen in Emo's and Electric Lounge posters, though Kuhn does numerous national tour posters for bands like Seven Year Bitch, and Bolton's recent experimentation with cheesy, Seventies-style flocking has been seen in posters for Ed Hall and White Zombie.


Best Billboard Poet

Jacob Schulze That's Billboard as in greatest hits, and no matter how many times Jacob Schulze talks about the marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley, his ex-girlfriend taking a nail file to his tires, or bleeding on newscaster Neal Spelce's lettuce while fixing his sandwich at Thundercloud, it's impossible to grow tired of him. Schulze's manic energy and rapid-fire delivery make him a treat to watch, and with Salvage Vanguard Theater, he's shown as much aplomb on the theatre stage as he has on the poetry stage.


Best Gay Tavern With Possibilities

Auntie Mame's In a town full of what, in polite company, are referred to as "meat markets," the gay community has too few lazy, casual hangouts. Just last June (1994), our town lost one of the best: Chances. Right next door to the old Chances location is an often-overlooked but cozy little bar. As gracious as the hostess for which it is named, Auntie Mame's is a great place to meet up with friends and just hang out. 912 Red River, 478-4511


Biggest Piano Bar

Donn's Depot When the bartender told us that we were sitting in the biggest piano bar in Austin, we asked, "How do you know it's the biggest?" "Because Donn called up all the other piano bars and asked them how big their piano was," he replied. "And ours is the biggest." The staff here is fun, the live lounge music sprightly, and they'll sell you their Bass Pale Ale draft glasses for $1.50 each. And for the gals, there's the added bonus of getting to spend a little time in the ladies room amid its red-flocked wall paper and deep, red shag carpeting. 1600 W. Fifth, 478-0336


Next Best Thing to Having Don Walser at Your House

Jovita's Restaurant Tuesdays, from 8-10pm, out on their back patio, under the shady oak trees and army netting, Jovita's offers the best in Austin music. The yodeling Pavarotti of the Plains, Don Walser and the Pure Texas Band are just that - pure Texas. Be sure to tip your waitresses - if you can catch them. And it's hoppin'; so come early. 1619 S. First, 447-7825


Best New Dance Company

Sylviana y Estampa Española One of the best-kept secrets in town, this young troupe offers Spanish dance with flair. Based on South Congress but doing much of its work on the road - via the Texas Commission on the Arts' touring program - Sylviana has quietly made a name around the state for its excellence in performance. During José Greco's recent visit, the eminent dancer tapped the troupe's Tony Cusimano for his company. Tony didn't go (though another Austinite, Ricardo Garcia, did), but it's proof that this company has talent to burn. 1109 S. Congress, 445-5252


Best Salsa Dancing

Calle Ocho The salsa at Calle Ocho is hot, spicy, and goes great with a margarita - the dancing, that is. On Wednesday evenings from 6-7pm, Alvaro Gomez gives semi-private lessons for $3 an hour, and on Thursdays and Fridays there are group lessons from 5-8pm with happy-hour specials on drinks. Dance to the fiery rhythms of house band La Clave on Friday nights; single girls will find no shortage of willing partners. A real Latin experience without heading south of the border. 706 Congress, 474-6605


Best Place to Find a Girlfriend

Lady Longhorn Games You're into sports; she's into sports. These events are true magnets for hearty mamas - thousands of them. So, forget the bar scene, grab your big orange foam finger, brush up on your verses to "Texas Fight" and you, too, will be a lodestone of love. The Erwin Center, UT Women's Basketball Season, 471-7693


Best Place to Lose a Girlfriend

The Hollywood If you can lick 'em, join 'em. 113 San Jacinto, 480-9627


Best Obscure Bar

Miller's Hillside Bar After seven years as a private club, new ownership has opened this tucked-away watering hole to the public. The beer is cold, the shuffleboard fast, and the sunset view over nearby Austin Zoo is spectacular. On a recent visit, we had the dart board, shuffleboard, domino table, and patio all to ourselves. The crowds haven't discovered it yet, but they will. Down a dirt road off Thomas Springs Road which runs between Hwy 71 and Circle Drive, 288-2445


Best Concept Bar

Cedar Street This snazzy martini bar serves up more than the traditional gin/vermouth mix, including a purple Chambord martini and the Zilker, a Midori-green concoction garnished with a slice of Granny Smith apple. You'll feel kind of retro, carrying those big geometric glasses around while the appropriately selected musical accompaniment - big-band jazz, the Sinatra-like crooning of Lucky Strikes, or the French cabaret sounds of 81/2 Souvenirs - plays in the background. 208 W. Fourth, 708-8811


Best Reason to Still Be in Your Jammies at 5pm on a Saturday

Cartoons at Love Joy's Kick back on the comfy velveteen couch, sip that grande moccachino - or even a beer - and get ready for a full frontal cartoon assault hosted by the Chronicle's own Ken Lieck. Will it be the existential, anarchic musings of Duckman? Vintage WWII propaganda cartoons? The Critic? The Simpsons? Or something that even the most hard-core cartoon fan hasn't laid eyes on yet? Whatever you see, you can count on an organized, developed theme, and solid entertainment that even the most burned-out, party-all-night, is-it-really-tomorrow-afternoon forebrain can comprehend and enjoy. 604 Neches, 477-1268


Best Reason Not to Serve Liquor

Waterloo Brewery Other brewpubs in town are steaming over the fact that Waterloo is the only brewery in town that can legally have live outdoor music, drinking on the patio, and beer to go. The reason? The 'loo is the only one that doesn't serve hard liquor, leaving them without the legal hassle other houses of the homebrew have. Actually, the Draught Horse doesn't have a liquor license either, but it has yet to take advantage of that situation. 401 Guadalupe, 477-1836


Best Rapidly Growing Cultural Event

Native American Heritage Festival and Powwow This annual event sponsored by the Native American Parent's Committee expected a modest 200 attendees in its first year; they got 2,000. Last year's event, staged at the Berger Center, drew 15,000 attendees, and 20,000 are expected this November. Call for info: 459-7244


Sweetest Door Folks

Steamboat Steamboat's doorman David Cotton might be the nicest in the business, but even when he has a replacement working the door, you know you're dealing with a kind, courteous pro. Sure, they hawk their low cover and beer specials like all the other obstreperous shillers on Sixth Street, but the inviting demeanor of these doordudes is a change of pace that smiles, "Welcome!" 403 E. Sixth, 478-2912


Best New Poetry Reading

Monday Nights at
Cafe Solaire
A year ago, Cafe Solaire wasn't even on the Austin poetry map, but thanks to Thom the World Poet's energetic PR and the Congress Avenue cafe's own cozy charm, Monday nights at Solaire have grown from sparsely attended events to the place where you're most likely to find representatives from all factions within the local scene. 717 Congress, 482-8178


Most Friendly Poetry Slam

Planet Theatre As oxymoronic as that sounds, Garland Thompson's monthly Shootout at the Planet Theatre is more of a community gathering than a flat-out competition. Judging is done by hidden ballot, and Thompson's gregarious, generous emcee style gives the event an undeniable and heartening positivity. When poet/actor Zell Miller edged Wammo in a recent slam, Wammo was the first to run up to Miller and give him a big bear hug. That doesn't happen at just any slam. 2307 Manor, 478-LAVA


Best Creator of Site-Specific Work/Authority on Bug Spray

Sally Jacques Sally Jacques' performances, tailor-made for such local sites as the Capitol, Laguna Gloria, and Town Lake, qualify her as a pioneer in the area of site-specific work here. A deeply committed political artist who thinks globally and acts locally, Jacques goes to great lengths to stage projects in which Austin's natural locales and buildings figure as set pieces and characters. This often entails hauling about equipment usually housed in a theatre, battling Mother Nature, and, as Jacques puts it, "feeding all of God's creatures." To those who have seen or taken part in her outdoor shows, she is hailed as the Queen of Mosquito Swatting.


Best Implemented City Art Proposal/Work

Zilker Garden Gate   In 1995, the collaborative ironwork gate to the Zilker Garden Center proposed and constructed by Lars Stanley and Louis Herrera wins, hands-down, as the finest functional site-specific contribution to the Austin landscape.


Best Photography Gallery

Pro-Jex   It's not easy to sell photography as art. The world is full of Kodak moments and people who can't distinguish between Ansel Adams and their summer vacation slides from Yosemite. Pro-Jex perseveres where lesser spirits have faltered, continuing to promote both established and emerging photographers in their tiny, cluttered, but nonetheless effective space.  109 E. Fifth, 472-7707


Best Studio Space

Holy 8 Ball   Their recently featured photos in Detour notwithstanding, Holy 8 Ball is a perfect example of the local art scene we could be creating in our town. Photographers Bruce Dye and Minh Carrico, graphic artist Lee Bolton, and multimedia genius-boy and former Chronicle art director Ben Davis set up shop in East Austin, blazing a trail for the hordes of creative genii to come. Staging exhibits and the occasional dada-danse events in the cavernous warehouse gets the public involved (and inspired?). Take a drive-by to see some of our vital art scene in action.   2206 E. Seventh, 474-2570


Best Hope for a new Museum by the Millennium

UT Huntington Art Gallery The award - this year - goes to the University of Texas Huntington Art Gallery, which has begun to clear the necessary hurdles to begin planning a facility worthy of its current collections and those it could subsequently attract. Lagging behind in the turtle race has been the Austin Museum of Art, which, after presenting the city with payment for the new site last December, has not gotten so much as an RFQ issued by the city in return. 23rd & San Jacinto (closed through Oct. 13) and 21st & Guadalupe, 471-7324


Biggest Art Mystery

Tabletops From La Zona Rosa The music is gone for good at La Zona Rosa; the memories remain. But what happened to the art? Whatever became of those tabletops by local art-stars, wall art by the likes of Peter Saul and Ken Hale, Guy Juke, Jim Franklin, not to mention the inimitable and abundant aesthetic contributions of Gordon Fowler? Just curious....


Best Vegas Flashback

The Margo Lee Show From the glitz of Vegas she rode, no doubt on a fuchsia Vespa, her voluminous 'do abso-friggin'-lutely stiff in the wind, the motor's sputter lost in her lusty version of "It's Not Unusual." She's Margo Lee, and her arrival last year with a kooky cabaret sending up Sixties schmaltz, from Anthony Newley hits to Sinatra schmooze, gave us a big lift. Margo's alter ego, Meta Rosen, is a new mom, so the next appearance of the Chartreuse Chanteuse isn't set, but we pray to the lounge gods that it's soon. 335-5622


Best Place to See a Musician Onstage

Salvage Vanguard Theater This young theatre group which emerged last year with a series of on-the-edge, original works has given local musicians a chance to work on a different stage. Swangkee Lowtel's Jack Conover and Chad Nichols, singer Molly Rice (ex-Seizureville), Lowbrow's Jacob Schulze, and the Gay Sportcasters' Nashville Bill have appeared in SVT shows, and they've been consistent and, in some instances, quite good. 479-6410


Best New Band Name

Earthpig & Fire


Best Concept Band

The Administration Their own births postdated the Great Society beagle abuser's fall from power, but the members of the Administration possessed a fixation on Lyndon Baines Johnson and his cadre that rivaled Robert Caro's in intensity, if not longevity. Like the subject of their tuneage, they burned out early and declined a second term, leaving behind one theme, three shows, seven songs, and six T-shirts. Fleeting, histrionic, historic. The Administration's tape Hooray LBJ may or may not be released August 27, their raison d'etre's birthday.


Best Reason to Watch Beavis and Butt-head

Texas Videos Yeah, we know: Beavis and Butt-head get off to Gwar, but we detect an inordinate number of Austin- and Texas-related bands in their video segments and would like to say so. Witness the Butthole Surfers, Skate Nigs, Pantera, Jesus Lizard, Fabulous Thunderbirds, Reverend Horton Heat, MC 900 Foot Jesus, and so on. Okay, so we're being chauvinistic, so sue us - we love it that show creator Mike Judge lives and works here in Austin.


Best Re-Invention of an Eastside Tradition

Victory Grill Johnny Holmes' Victory Grill was once Austin's premier venue for the biggest names in R&B and soul in the Fifties and Sixties, from Bobby Blue Bland and Ike & Tina Turner to locals T.D. Bell and Erbie Bowser. Though Holmes has long since retired, the newly reopened Grill has expanded its cultural vision to include poetry readings and dance. Talk about a long time coming... 1104 E. 11th, 477-6770


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