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Best All Ever of Anything

THE PIRATE'S DEN FLEA MARKET Photographs are a beautiful, lasting way of keeping precious memories alive. So imagine wading through piles of old photos of forgotten family vacations and smelly aunts and feeling the thrill of laughing at people you never even met. Now imagine that you can buy the ugliest shots for not much more than a nickel and show them off to your friends! Add to that an assortment of old broken toys, oddball magazines from the last fifty or sixty years, bizarrely-shaped ashtrays, bottles and vases with bits of nasty gunk still in them, a selection of some of the worst homemade "art" of the "I'm sure Mamaw will love it, dear" variety and you've got the Pirate's Den. There are actual "collectors items" there too, but forget that - the true wonder of this place is to wander through aisle after pile of the kind of junk America is all about. Oh, and if you try to buy something really stupid, there's a chance that J.W. might give it to you free, along with a dirty "What in hell do you want that for?" stare. Cool. (11704 N. Lamar, 836-4966; 10am-6pm daily)


The Best Unadvertised Garage Sale

TEXAS DISPOSAL SYSTEM'S REDISTRIBUTION CENTER It's Saturday morning. Your mission is to haul that stupid weight bench, which has been sitting outside unused for two years, to the dump. So you pay a coupla bucks to get into TDS and you heave it into one of their monster dumpsters. You're about to drive away when you notice, a little ways beyond the dumpsters, a sort of mini flea market with all kinds of cool stuff: bicycles, tricycles, lawnmowers, blue jeans, fertilizer, floor lamps, and lumber. Marty, the guy who oversees this part of the operation, sells you some things you can't live without and you drive away, stopping to try some barbecue at Wilhites (open Saturdays only). While you're eating a sausage wrap and musing on your fine purchases, Marty's hauling that weight bench, which only needs a new cover, out of the dumpster. (Creedmoor Dump, 7500 FM1327 (off South 183), 837-5390; Mon-Sat 7am-7pm or til dark)


Best Alternative to the Galleria

FLIPNOTICS The word to best describe Flipnotics is simply "cool." From the great '40s and '60s decor, to the original jewelry designs and unique sunglasses, it is definitely the cool experience. The clothes they carry are both new and used, and you can usually catch them with a good supply of used 501's. The topper to this great place is that it also houses a revolving artist gallery as well as a coffeehouse. (1603 Barton Springs, 322-9011; Tue-Sat, 11am-8pm, Sun 1-7pm)


Best Used Bookstore

HALF PRICE BOOKS It's not just the selection, it's that you never know what you may encounter old or new among the great selection. Not nearly as huge as it used to be when they literally overflowed with books and inspired bargains abounded, but we take the 2-year-old there all the time and we both find what we're looking for. (3110 Guadalupe, 451-4463; 7010 Burnet, 454-3664; 2929 S. Lamar, 443-3138; Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun noon-9pm)


Best Place to Buy Tortoiseshell Barrettes:

NAU ENFIELD DRUG We have a thing about tortoiseshell barrettes. We don't know why, because we don't really have a thing about either tortoiseshell or barrettes, but the particular array of tortoise-shell barrettes on the counter at Nau Enfield Drug made a convert of us. Just check out the Fifties-style (prob-ably Fifties vintage, in fact) glass-fronted display case full of clips, clasps and combs mounted on blue velvet. You can't help but realize you're in the presence of an utter fashion classic. (1115 West Lynn, 476-1221; Mon-Sat 7:30am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm)


Best Consignment Shop

NEXT TO NEW SHOP What with the mark-up percentage, most really nice consignment stores are way, way out of our wallet's league, but somehow Next To New seems to have something for everyone - with prices ranging from around $450 for an exquisitely carved antique desk, to the $12 we plunked down on the brand-spanking-new-looking used child's car seat (What angel child used this, that he didn't barf on it at least once?). From furniture to clothing to knicknacks to vintage jewelry to kitchen items to just plain stuff - Next To New has it affordably priced, and in good condition, too! (5308 Burnet Rd., 459-1288, Tues-Sat 10am-4pm)


Best Family-Owned Grocery

GREEN & WHITE GROCERY Where else can you get the best tamales in town while picking up those always needed good-luck candles, love potions or some of that lovely bat blood? They also serve delicious breakfast tacos (not for vegetarians... lard, lard, lard). (1201 E. 7th, 472-0675; Mon-Sat 8am-5pm)


Best Shopping on a Rainy (or Otherwise Quiet) Day

OSHMAN'S SUPER SPORT Between a near-limitless selection of sporty wearables and more balls than the UT athletic department has used up in the last dozen years, shoppers can throw darts, shoot baskets, ski, practice their golf swing or rollerblade in specially designated areas throughout the store. You don't have to pay to play - notwithstanding personal guilt - but it's hard to resist a souvenir of the game or games you decide to try out. (2525 W. Anderson, 459-6541; Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun noon-5:30pm).


Most Affordable Vintage Clothing Store

LOVE CAT The Love Cat proprietor makes regular runs to L.A. and other bustling markets in search of the most unique vintage and new styles. What makes the visit to Love Cat even more exciting is that you can actually afford to buy their stuff. Love Cat also carries shoes, sunglasses and jewelry They even have a real cat, but he's not for sale. (809 W. 12th, 477-5224; Mon-Sat 11am-6pm)


Best Comic Book Store

AUSTIN BOOKS There's been a terrible rash of new funnybook shops springing up, seemingly in every neighborhood, lately. Of course, most of them only offer the tired old "Punishmutant" titles, and often split their store space into halfsies between comics and some other collectible, like baseball cards. Austin Books has no need to worry about losing its edge as the neat-o-est shop in town, carrying just about every type and title of comic you could want to collect (or even read!) along with hardback collections, character t-shirts, movie posters and all that kind of junk. (5002 N. Lamar, 454-4197; Mon-Sat 10am-6pm) Special Awards: Quickest Decent Shop to Get New Issues: Dragon's Lair; Most Local Comics: Funny Papers; Most Oddball Comics: Europa Books.


Best Place to Buy the Components of an Altar

LA PULGA Needed an altar to Legba, god of the crossroads, god of communication. We figured the right sort of altar would get us a story or two in on time or at least improve the quality of excuses. To that end we went to the flea market out on 290, past the goats for sale, past the saddles and way past the blue statues from Mexico on the side of the road. We found a fine portrait of Our Lady of Guadalupe made with glitter, sequins and devotion. Got a couple of votive candles pleading for the indulgence of San Jose and El Niño. As the centerpiece, we settled on a statue of a guy we were assured was San Francisco. It seemed like he'd go well with San Jose, but on second look we had our doubts. Like St. Francis, he's dressed like a monk, but this guy has a skull by his foot, not a cute little lamb, there are no birds on his shoulder, he's holding a book, and he's got stigmata. God help us if we've accidentally built an altar to a Jesuit. Anyone with information about this saint should drop a line to the Chronicle and let us know just whose candles we're lighting, and to whom we're making sacrifices. The writers are behaving very strangely but they're still not turning their copy in on time. (Austin Country, the flea market on Hwy 290, open weekends)


Best Place to Buy Protection from Evil Spirits

CANTU'S MEXICAN IMPORTS How's your luck been lately? The Cantus can help you change it. Mrs. Cantu prepares amulets and talismans with coral, bloodstone, four leaf clovers - whatever you need - then Lee Cantu empowers it with them with prayer. Blessed candles, herbs, prayer cards, oils; everything needed to raise your vibration to receive what is rightfully yours can be found at this South Austin herberia. Lee predicted a friend's pregnancy before she knew it. Another won big in Las Vegas. I don't know... I just always feel better after visiting Cantu's.(1500 S. 1st, 448-2677; Tue-Sat 10am-7pm)


Best Bookstore Cat

SANNY AT HALF PRICE BOOKS Not so long ago the hands down winner would have been Gus the Cat from Garner and Smith. Unfortunately, folks won't see Gus peering down on them Cheshire-like from a bookcase any more: Gus retired to an employee's home when the store made its move from the drag to its new home on 12th Street. That means Sanny over at Half Price Books on Guadalupe wins by default. According to Christy at HPB, Sanny, who got her name "because it sounded better than Butthead," showed up as a dazed and confused casualty of the December floods. Having recovered, one can now find Sanny bounding among the books keeping a lookout for shoplifters and stray mice. (3110 Guadalupe)


Best Place to Buy Cigarettes

TG&R Not just great prices (93 cents - Never more than $2), not just fab service (but they do see you coming and have your brand waiting) - best deals is what we are talking. Once we got a carton plus 5 bonus packs for under $20. Sometimes you get a free t-shirt or mug, or jacket, or running shorts (running shorts for smokers - yes!) The best ever though, was a pack of Bull Durhams packaged with a western novel for $1.30. Git along, little dogie. (2110 S. Congress, 462-9683, Mon-Thu 7am-10pm, Fri 7am-mid, Sat 8am-mid, Sun 10-10)


Friendliest Convenience Store

PRONTO FOOD MART Featuring good beer specials and a pleasant staff that doesn't look at you as if you're about to commit armed robbery, but treats you instead as a human being, this is one place you're happy to return to again and again over the years. Some store clerks may come and go; others have worked there for years - but it's the friendly attitude that carries on and remains the same. (4301 Duval, 452-7974; Mon-Sat 6am-mid, Sun 6am-1am)


Friendliest Grocery Store

CRESTVIEW MINIMAX - IGA The first of six Minimax grocery stores to open in Austin, and 39 years later, it's the last. Instead of offering a personal warmth generally found on only the finest of cattle cars, or religious services somewhere on aisle 37, Minimax does things the old-fashioned way, offering simple courtesy and a neighborliness that's usually found only in small towns. All this and S&H green stamps, too! Currently they're remodeling, and though the structure and fixtures may change, it's a sure bet that the folks who make shopping the Minimax such a great experience won't. (7108 Woodrow, 459-6203; Mon-Sat 8am-8pm, Sun 9am-7pm)


Best Live-In Grocery

AVENUE B GROCERY & MARKET Founded in 1906, this tiny Hyde Park shop has been a labor of love fpr owner Ross Mason since 1984. A reasonable selection of foods, fine homemade sandwiches, and the most personable service in town make this a winner. (4403 Ave. B, GL3-3921; 8am-7pm daily)


Best Bulk Tofu

WHEATSVILLE CO-OP Firm, tasty and cheap ... many people are turned off to tofu because their first experience with it usually involves a bad curd with the consistency of phlegm. Whether this describes you or you are already a fan of the versatile spongy foodstuff, check out Wheatsville. It may convert some of you skeptics. (3101 Guada-lupe, 478-2667; 9am-11pm daily)


Best Coffee Store

ANDERSON AND COMPANY We might be a little biased since these folks sold one of us our first !REAL! coffee 20 years ago, but since then we've drunk coffee all over the world and still judge them against Anderson's French roast. (Jefferson Square (Kerbey Lane & 37th), 453-1533; Mon-Sat 9am-6pm)


Best Optical Store

DICKINSON OPTICAL Unrivaled in their friendly, personal service, and exceptionally kind and patient with their many elderly patrons. If you don't see what you're looking for, they might have it in the back, at their other location, or will always go to the trouble of ordering as many styles of frames as you want to try. The 34th Street location is new and "hipper" than before. They've had many of their clients for over 35 years, which says something about the loyalty they inspire. (1101 W. 34th 452-4866, Mon-Fri 9am-5:30pm; 4203 James Casey, 441-0883; Mon-Fri 8:30am-5:30pm)


Best Reason to Go to a Mall

THE BODY SHOP The England-based Body Shops have been a runaway success in their native land as well as now in America, and for good reason. Their cruelty-free line of cosmetics and toiletries for men and women have a natural slant in its make-up, and each shop is a cornucopia of delightful scents. Especially recommended are their soaps and shampoos, but it's doubtful anyone with a taste for personal care products will leave the store without something. Recently opened at Highland Mall, The Body Shop is a most welcome addition to Austin's shopping scene. (Highland Mall, 371-1664, Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun noon-6pm)


Best Homebrew Supplies

ST. PATRICK'S OF TEXASAUSTIN HOMEBREW SUPPLY(TIE) You've always been able to buy the basic ingredients in Austin, but now thanks to these folks you can get all the exotic stuff you need to really make great beer. So now there's no excuse not to brew your own. (Austin Homebrew Supply, 306 E. 53rd, 467-8427, Tue-Fri noon-7pm, Sat & Sun noon-5pm; St Patrick's of Texas, 12911 Staton Dr., 832-9045, 8am-8pm daily, call first)


Best Place to Buy Doc Martens, Rubber Snakes and a Lava Lamp

ATOMIC CITY Or rubber snakes, Kit Kat Klocks and Iggy Pop t-shirts. Or skull earrings, Betty Page cards and a Wizard of Oz Doll. Or a Super Soaker, glow-in-the-dark stars and rock & roll postcards. Or Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy glove, Japanese robots and Halloween masks. Owner Jim Hughes, aka The Prince, has created this glorious wonderland, as delightful for children as it is for adults. The Prince also bears one of the most remarkable tattoos in the Western World - a "suit" of Japanese movie monsters. (1700 San Antonio, 477-0293, Mon-Sat 11am-11pm, Sun 1-8pm)


Best Rock Shop Experience

SKYLAND ROCK SHOP Other rock shops may have more minerals and gemstones, and still others may offer more metaphysical attractions, but none of them have Mr. Ed Brown. Whether discussing various types of quartz crystals or where the best places are to find arrow heads, the 80-plus-year-old lifetime Austin native is a rock hound whose love of geology, Austin, history, and Native American culture offers a unique insight into our world. (810 W. North Loop; open Mon-Sat. Look for the redbird whirlygig In the front yard - Mr. Brown sets it out when the shop is open)


Best Pawn Shop

SCOTT'S Scott's wins best pawn shop hands down. Whether you're looking to buy or sell, they have the best and fairest prices in town, with a huge selection of electronics and other goods. Negotiating is easy, and they'll give you a great discount if you pay in cash. (2120 E. 7th, Mon-Fri 9am-5:30pm, Sat 9am-5pm)


Best Record Store for Broadening Your Horizons

MALDONADO'S RECORD SHOP "Mexican music is not just a name," says Henry Maldonado, with only the barest trace of irritation. "That's sort of like saying `English music.' It doesn't tell you anything about the music." But just go to Maldonado's store and you'll find out about conjunto, norteño, Tejano, international Hispanic music and much more. And if you're lucky, you'll get a discourse from Henry himself - witty, opiniated and totally dedicated to the music. By the way, the major names there are not the Texas Tornados or Tish Hinojosa - best sellers include Emilio Navarro & the Rio Band and Joe Lopez y Mas. (2207 E. 7th, 478-0020; Mon-Sat 10am-7pm)


Best Used CD Collection

TECHNOPHILIACD OF AUSTIN(TIE) It's probably a matter of the buyers' taste which of these stores offers the most bang for the used CD buck, but each offers an extensive collection to choose from. Technophilia delves more deeply into the edges of alternative music with its offerings, while CD of Austin ranges across more styles into the mainstream. With the major record labels looking to raise the price of new CDs, the used bins in both stores are smart places to shop. (Technophilia, 504 W. 24th, 477-1812; CD of Austin, Lincoln Village, 454-1212)


Best Vintage Vinyl

MUSIC MANIA If you're any sort of music buff or collector, the record racks at Music Mania are a treasure trove of wonderful stuff in 12-inch LPs and 45s. With a selection that's as informed as it is tasteful, you can travel through decades of musical memories as you browse. The store also offers a great selection of import box sets (like the stuff from Germany's Bear Family) as well as classic import CDs. If you're into understanding the full language of rock'n'roll, shopping at Music Mania is like finding the Rosetta Stone. (3815 North I-35, 451-3361, Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun noon-6pm)


Best Place to Buy a Stereo

AUDIO SYSTEMS Most people just go to the same discount store where they bought their washing machine, buy their stereo, and accept the way it sounds when they get home. Well, there is better sound. We know you say you can't hear the difference, but you can. Take the time, after all, you're going to be listening to this thing for years, and shop with your ears. It's easy - just grab your favorite CD or album and go to Audio Systems out on Koenig and listen. We did, bought a new stereo, and re-discovered our record collection. (1102 W. Koenig, 451-5736; Tue-Fri 10am-7pm, Sun noon-7)


Best Place to Buy an X-Rated Gift

FORBIDDEN FRUIT What a great store! I mean, where else in town can you browse through a great selection of X-rated cards and novelties, buy a dildo or some flavored condoms, plus attend a body piercing clinic and get a safe yet as-exotic-as-you-like ring. For those of you out there who embarrass more easily, the friendly and knowledgeable staff will pack up practically the whole store and bring it to your home - sort of the Avon of your libido. Enjoy. (512 Neches, 478-8358, Mon-Sat 11am-11pm, Sun 1pm-8pm)


Best Place to Reinvent Your Life

ECO-WISE Learn the error of your ways and how to correct them at the greenest store in town. Their earth-friendly stock runs the gamut from cleaning products to compost bins, plus baby diapers, lawn mowers, pet supplies, you name it. Want a watch that runs on water? We know where you'll find one. (1714 S. Congress, 326-4474, Mon-Sat 10am-7pm, Sun noon-6pm)


Best Place to Reconceptualize Your Life

BOOK PEOPLE In a town blessed with a number of fine specialty bookstores - Liberty Books, BookWoman, Europa and Austin Books jump to mind - this is probably the best. It's certainly the biggest: a huge selection of new age, health, philosophy, and culture/travel titles make this a truly world-class new age store. (Brodie Oaks II Shopping Center, 4006 S. Lamar, 441-9757; 10am-10pm daily)


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