News Ticker: April 15

All the news that's fit to blog

Only Steve Munisteri can protect you from the Democrats' dark powers
Only Steve Munisteri can protect you from the Democrats' dark powers (by texasgop.org)

Steve Munisteri tries to reverse a spell, Jeremi Suri wants to strike first, and Steve Stockman makes a modest proposal. Controversy is on the News Ticker.

• The headquarters of the Boston Marathon has been locked down after reportedly two explosions blasted near the race's finish line. Several sources are reporting multiple deaths.

Bob Perry, the GOP bankroller responsible for the Swift Boat Vets, has died at eighty.

• Texas Republican Party Chairman Steve Munisteri must have read the Harry Potter series one too many times.

Kill them all, let UT Professor Jeremi Suri sort them out.

• Former JP Eric Williams appears to be prime person of interest in the murders of Kaufman county DA Mike McLelland and ADA Mark Hasse.

• The Texas Commission on Environmental Quality attempts humor by calling climate change a "hotly debated" subject. A sitcom pilot, where the TCEQ plays the curmudgeonly dad of a free-spirtied daughter, is purportedly stalled in production.

• It's fair to say that the recent Nascar/NRA collaboration could have gone a little better.

• Rep. Steve Stockman's plan to defeat the Afghani insurgency might have some holes in it.

• Although it's doubtful that Anne Frank would have been a Belieber, plenty of other historical figures would have probably liked the Biebes' knees. Lynette Fromme might even have one of his posters up now.

• Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal decides to capitalize on the "accidental racist" trend.

Got something to say on the subject? Send a letter to the editor.

A note to readers: Bold and uncensored, The Austin Chronicle has been Austin’s independent news source for over 40 years, expressing the community’s political and environmental concerns and supporting its active cultural scene. Now more than ever, we need your support to continue supplying Austin with independent, free press. If real news is important to you, please consider making a donation of $5, $10 or whatever you can afford, to help keep our journalism on stands.

Support the Chronicle  

READ MORE
More News
The AggreGAYtor: June 1
The AggreGAYtor
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.

David Estlund, June 1, 2015

The AggreGAYtor: May 29
The AggreGAYtor
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.

David Estlund, May 29, 2015

More by Brandon Watson
My Obsession: Therapy With Nineties Supermodels
My Obsession: Therapy With Nineties Supermodels
Escape via the long gay tradition of diva worship

Sept. 15, 2017

Review: Holy Roller
Review: Holy Roller
The personal is edible at Callie Speer’s new hot spot

Sept. 8, 2017

KEYWORDS FOR THIS POST

News, Steve Munisteri, Battleground Texas, Boston Marathon, Justin Bieber, Jeremi Suri, Bob Perry, Climate Change, Texas Commission on Environmental Quality, Nathan Deal, Racism, Gun Control, Nascar, NRA, Steve Stockman, Abortion

MORE IN THE ARCHIVES
One click gets you all the newsletters listed below

Breaking news, arts coverage, and daily events

Keep up with happenings around town

Kevin Curtin's bimonthly cannabis musings

Austin's queerest news and events

Eric Goodman's Austin FC column, other soccer news

Information is power. Support the free press, so we can support Austin.   Support the Chronicle