Up Too Early
He could have furthered that cause by not wearing his father’s shoes, which make him look like a toddler playing dress-up. Oh well, go ahead and shuffle along to your next appointment little fella. We will give you the benefit of the doubt and not assume that you snuck out of the hotel room in your socks so you didn’t have to pay the prostitute.
Luvdoc Fashion Index: 7.0 (not wearing dad’s shoes would have netted him a 7 and this outfit would still bore us to tears)