Surprise Dave Chappelle Show
That's the message we've gotten every time we've tried to get through to the Paramount Theatre box office. Apparently we're not the only ones eager to catch a live show from the brilliant and enigmatic guy behind Chappelle's Show (insert obligatory "I'm Rick James, bitch!" reference here).
Here's what you need to know: Dave Chappelle. 8pm. Paramount. Tickets here, or at this number: (512) 474-1221. Godspeed, my comedy warrior friends.
UPDATE: The Paramount website hasn't been updated, and the phone number's still busy, but our friends on Facebook are saying the show's already sold out.